THE VOICE- It's SEMI-FINAL time! 29/03 7pm!

[Raahh]

Witty titles are beyond me now. It's got that bad.

Sally is now odds on favourite to win. Of course, this is The Voice - what would they do to a decent winner?

Anyway- the song choices are

The Voice UK song list
TEAM KYLIE
Jamie Johnson
Bonnie Raitt – I Can’t Make You Love Me

Lee Glasson
London Grammar – Strong

Group performance
Kylie Minogue – Into The Blue

TEAM RICKY
Christina Marie
Nancy Sinatra – Bang Bang

Chris Royal
Nat King Cole – Smile

Group performance
The Kinks – You Really Got Me

TEAM TOM
Sally Barker
The Waterboys – The Whole Of The Moon

Bizzi Dixon
George Benson – Everything Must Change

Group performance
Martha & The Vandellas – Dancing in the Streets

TEAM WILL
Sophie May Williams
David Guetta feat. Usher – Without You

Jermain Jackman
Lorde – Royals

Team performance -tbc

First impressions -I can't stand 'Royals' and don't see it suiting Jermain at all.
And there is a Jermain Jackman and a Jamie Johnson- hadn't noticed that before. They should form a duo called J4, or something.

I'm a bit worried about Sally's song, though- seems an odd one for her.

Have we all signed up online for our 4 free votes?

Who do we want to replace kylie?
I vote for imelda may.

'Marvin's Arse' ?

Yes. Obviously. It is a bloody competition.

I can't watch as DC are watching Dr Who

So I'm reading the show

Paggy - would love to see that hair style

I would have called that bowl cut a Purdey

Cal- the heads bit is great- and so many of them can't cut hair for toffee. The bowl was a bad one.

Oh god more cat strangling singing

Well, at least it's not the awful one with Rihanna.

Oh. I do love the heads bit because it shows up how hard it is to cut hair and how being able to style it isn't the same thing at all.

Maybe we can have 5 minutes of balloon animals before the results.

The sound is shocking.

You will be unsurprised to hear that I am not a shakira fan.

Good grief! Who decided Shakira was a good idea?!?!

Dear god no not Imelda May. Look at me, I'm proper wacky, me.
Where are her dragons?

I can't figure out what her outfit is supposed to be. A leotard and waterfall cardigan?

Definitely balloon animals.Like on the Generation game, they can make a balloon Will. I don't like balloons popping, though.

This resembles a bad Eurovision entry

Ah Shakira, just be careful you don't mistake her breasts for mountains, you should be ok because luckily they are small and humble

WTF. This is even worse than I imagined. Kylie wont like it, anotther sex symbol in the vicinity.

She is channelling Stevie Nicks at Per Una.

Are they seriously expecting us to think that actually live?

Or 'recorded as live' and then plonked in the show.

nancy

However crap Shakira is we still have Enrique to get through!

I don't mind Shakira. Her hips don't lie. Always a good sign.

Iorek. Imagine lady Gaga meets Hilda Ogden.