Masterchef -the REAL one - it's back next week!

[Davros]

I've filled in with all sorts if NC but have been pining for our good old UK version. I'm so excited it's starting next Wednesday BBC1 9pm

And slo-mo Will.i.am

Not fancying the black ravioli

NewGreg's ravioli looks awful. Should've used Smash.

Oh dear, he has had a pasta panic!

I bet smash an is loving the fact that the smash pasta turned out so much better

He shud naff off marking her down for a square plate

Someone who was For The People wouldn't be such a yap about the shape of the frigging plates.

Her venison looks dry as feck.

Tragic venison. She's going to cry.

'Nothing can go wrong particularly'

Mwah hah hah

Reckless smear

This critic is a ............ (Complete the sentence)

Right the plate situation is getting on my tits!!!

New Gregg is going home

quick...put the ravioli on a round plate

'The flavour is as terrible as the appearance.' Ooooooh dear.

Oh dear, oh dear oh dear, I am cringing for newGreg!

Round plate! Bring on the trumpets!

I love Parmesan crisp - I wish it was a craving of mine

What's the thing on his round plate that looks like a slice of sponge?

What expertise? His hatred of square plates?

What a very strange programme tonight?

Odd program tonight

Holly will go through.

Me and dh say dani and holly through

Oh dear

Woah, I didn't expect that