Masterchef -the REAL one - it's back next week!

[Davros]

I've filled in with all sorts if NC but have been pining for our good old UK version. I'm so excited it's starting next Wednesday BBC1 9pm

"Well done". For doing what you do every day of your life...

No here either, milk to calm my heartburn. Boo.

JT is a tit. The rice water didn't evaporate, the bloody lid was on.

Hopefully I can participate in wine and figs when dc1 comes along in three weeks ;-)

Born Just for fun, perhaps you could name DC1 after the contestant cooking at the time of the birth?

Stick it on the birth plan bornin :)

If time was a girl she could have been samphire ;-)

Samphire is a nice baby name.

Wonderful x post!

He is a boy tho ..... Sea bass?

Surely Greg is the only option?

I just don't fancy Gineau fowl

If DC1 is a boy I am going to poach Samphire for DD1 in June

Oh crap. Slinging your food on the floor = Not Great. He wasn't even foiled by the doors.

Oh he is a boy. Ficus is Latin for fig and has a certain ring to it!

It's only on for thirty mins tonight

You see, Holly has a good palate

Love William's intimidating spaghetti Western style entry!

'I am here to serve the people'

FUCK OFF WILLIAM.

Bin men serve the people.

Where was the restaurant with the piped snot? Boak.

There was a plate of caterpillar there :-(

"nothing can particularly go wrong today"

Ha ha ha ha ha...

NewGreg is spanking the beeb's ingredients budget! Holly is doing meaty fruit, for a change

What's a padron?

Hooray, we have a jus. Bring on the foam.

A jus, a puree, and a vac-pack all in one round. I can barely contain myself.

Pimientos Padron are those little Spanish green peppers that are fried and covered in salt - very, very nice