They were never this sexy as cartoon dogs! Musketeers Wenchnet chat part V

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

And so it continues. Please join in for our continued celebration of sexy beardy men with swords in leather trousers! If you have any ideas on how to get dodgy stains out of leather then please let us know in this thread. Of course I'm speaking about salad cream. What else would it be?

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I was uncomfortable without punctuation. Now I'm going to try with punctuation, I hope it works. Did it work?

It worked it works but it's not as funny so I am going back to punctuation three

Free not Marie FFF

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Malcolm what was 8F Chanel?

On no, I'm gutted. My Crappad doesn't have voice recognition

On the plus side, there's a man across the road filling up a petrol lawn mower with a fag in his hand. I wonder how long it'll be before he blows his eyebrows off

I can't remember! I was laughing so hard at that point I think I was only making sounds.

Oh I remember now! I was trying to spell Treville. It didn't work.

hah! Stinkers - keep us posted.

On my iphone, when you pull up the keypad to type normally, there is a little microphone symbol next to the space bar. Tap dat.

Not sure if same for ipad.

Warning though - it is very addictive

I am back on laptop again now to search for the missing link. Quite literally.

I haven't got the microphone on my ipad

I have on my phone, but I drowned it last week and it doesn't work now surprisingly

EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS NOWWWW

He is so fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine! Just listen to the way he says cock tails. And his grin. Oh damn. I might have to stalk him for real now....

haha!

So funny!

Guess who's changing their shopping day to Friday night.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Just no.

Athos - hair, leather, beard, leather, sword, did I mention leather?, little bit dirty - yes

Supermarket Sam - no.

Bloody hell he's fucking nice. Can we clone him and pass him around? I'd think he'll get even nicer as he ages.

Oh yes Stinky. Musketeer Athos is the best one so far.

And let's have more sexy Richelieu

Oh and then there is THIS. SEXPALDI.

And this

He's nice. Too nice.

Athos is hot. Tom Burke is nice

He needs the longer hair and beard and leather and billowy shirts and a sword

OK, I can kind of see where you're coming from regarding the Cardinal.

But that 2nd picture? Really?

He looks like he has a 'wet mouth'

Yes, given the choice.. Athos.

But I'd happily take Supermarket Sam if Athos wasn't available and then make him grow a beard and dress in leather

Athos is the sort of chap who is promising whilst covered with a beard, but some how disappointing without. The best bit about him is his costume IMO.

I might see if I can do the voice thing next Wednesday, DH works from home st all other times and already thinks I am a musketeer short of A Good Time.
And definitely NO to the third pic of Richelieu. He looks like my grandad.

I have booted up Rightmove too Hannah. Only I'm looking at houses in Prague. Or do think they might film it in Essex?