They were never this sexy as cartoon dogs! Musketeers Wenchnet chat part V

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

And so it continues. Please join in for our continued celebration of sexy beardy men with swords in leather trousers! If you have any ideas on how to get dodgy stains out of leather then please let us know in this thread. Of course I'm speaking about salad cream. What else would it be?

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Here is quite an amusing review

www.cultbox.co.uk/reviews/episodes/the-musketeers-s01e07-episode-7-a-rebellious-woman-review

anne what the bloody hell is that site? Clothing based on a computer game??

Mavis thank you I needed that!

But it has the name if what the arm thing is called.

That review is hilarious. Conveniently I laughed at the same point that the audience on room 101 laughed so DH didn't notice.

Having spent the last 10 minutes looking at mediaeval armour components online

haha sparkle, that's a good one!

" I could easily watch a half-hour sitcom of the King and the Cardinal (which, some hugely clunky expositionary dialogue reminds you, is one of the most senior positions in the church) just eating sandwiches and talking about their feelings."

i want to slither up Aramis. 'Snot fair

Is anyone really watching for the plot? no...it's all about the hot leather clad men, oh yes indeed!

Plot? plot! ahahahahaha

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Hahahahahahahahahah

Oh, you

Hahahahahahahahahah etc etc

Right, I'm back. I've caught of on this thread utter tripe and the last two pages of the last one .

I had been therefore unable to catch up properly on episode 3, which is what I'll be doing now.

Whilst munching on a hot sausage.

From the Cardinal's estate.

When Bonnaire and Porthos are riding the cart to Paris, Bonnaire gives him a drink in a bottle that is ended with a penis.

Typical. While I'm away, you're at it like beardy rabbits. Now I'm back everyone's fucked off. Useless, you lot.
At least I can now focus on the outfits.

There was a plot last week for a couple of minutes!

Watching the episode 3 for third time, I had seen the plot second time round, now it's the outfits. Men's.

Poor Dogtanian. The long hair suits him better than a contemporary haircut.

Yes, it took a bit of wrangling earlier did this thread. Still, there are a few good links mainly mine and gumdrops gave me a good laugh talking about plots.
Are they sewing him up yet or is it still manly men fighting manfully?

Yes, Twit, I did click on all the link. Hence fucking HALF AN HOUR to catch up.

Hello Drink I'm still here. Have unimmersed myself in the correct vocab for medieval armoury and am back on fuck yeah Athos.

I have so much ironing to do but am currently successfully ignoring it.

I agree re D'Art - longer hair is a bit less, well, boy band?

I would join you, but DH already gave me the is this on twice a week now? so will have to make do with reliving it vicariously through you fecker

LOLZ Porthos!

Scroll along to the 7th pic in the gallery

Dogtanian walks like a girl on his high heels.

The well one of them problem with Athos, for me, is that he looks like he blow dries his hair and beard. Like a shampoo and set.

Arrrrrmand is with me tonight actually. He's warming up those beautiful beautiful hands of his and he's determined to give me the big 4-0 orgasms tonight each one being even more earth shattering than the last. He will be using each of his 4 main orgasm appliances otherwise known as his hands tongue and massive weapon of sin! In between we will lie intertwined in one a others arms on the finest velvet bedding money can buy. There will be exquisite red wine pouring freely and I hear Milady might even...erm...pop by for a bit of experimentation a chat.

fecker, Twit? Why am I a 'fecker'?