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They were never this sexy as cartoon dogs! Musketeers Wenchnet chat part V

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 13/03/2014 18:32

And so it continues. Please join in for our continued celebration of sexy beardy men with swords in leather trousers! If you have any ideas on how to get dodgy stains out of leather then please let us know in this thread. Of course I'm speaking about salad cream. What else would it be?

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They were never this sexy as cartoon dogs! Musketeers Wenchnet chat part V
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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 14/03/2014 18:44

Seriously that just absolutely gives me the massive lady horn. There's just no need for anyone on this earth to be that sexy. IT MUST BE AGAINST THE LAW!

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 14/03/2014 18:45

D'Artagnan doe have the most kissable lips don't you think? They are made for snogging.

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Twit · 14/03/2014 18:50

Yes, he has a lovely mouth...
try this

Scroll down to where they mention Athos and Richelieu. You will like the last sentence mtm

ALOT.

Athos lovers, well never mind gay

HannahHorvath · 14/03/2014 18:57

“My injury came from a domestic the cardinal was having with Milady. I threw her against the wall, not realising I’d caught my thumb in her large frock.”

Fortunately, instinct took over: “I shoved it back in, which made my eyes water and my knees weak.”

Malcolm..... MALCOLM! Quick someone grab the defibrillator ..

HannahHorvath · 14/03/2014 18:59

Mavis - you HAVE to sell your kids and buy an iPhone/iPad.

LetUsPrey · 14/03/2014 19:00

That trailer! Four Musketeers (well three and d'Artagnan) jumping you all at the same time. I can honestly say I've never been jealous of Vinnie Jones before that moment, but now...

And then they square up four against four for a big sword fight. I may not make it the end of Sunday's episode without temporarily retiring to my bunk.

BTW anyone seen Oblomov lately?

Twit · 14/03/2014 19:00

Is she ok?

LetUsPrey · 14/03/2014 19:01

My iPad doesn't have the voice thingy Sad

Twit · 14/03/2014 19:02

Argh x post.
Is oblomov ok too?

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 14/03/2014 19:04
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HannahHorvath · 14/03/2014 19:06

Check next to space bar LetusPrey... you have to try it.

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 14/03/2014 19:07

Oh my fuuuucking GOD! Seriously?! Threw. Her. Against. A. Wall!

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HannahHorvath · 14/03/2014 19:07
MalcolmTuckersMistress · 14/03/2014 19:07

He is the sexiest tv villain in the history of my life.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 14/03/2014 19:09

Should we start a twitter search for her?

#missingoblomov

I could try and draw an artists interpretation of what I think she might look like.

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LetUsPrey · 14/03/2014 19:09

Nope. I have a .?123 key, my alternative keyboard key, space bar, then another .?123 key, and then the key that moves the keyboard out of the way.

Poor poor me. I must be consoled. Oh Aramis.

Twit · 14/03/2014 19:12

I don't know if mine has Sad

HannahHorvath · 14/03/2014 19:13

It looks like a little acorn. Or a little egg wearing a funny looking helmet

You must have it Prey. You must, you MUST!!!!

Twit · 14/03/2014 19:14

No. No I haven't.

Oblomov · 14/03/2014 19:14

Bookmarking. Haven't read old thread since Thursday. Been out with my friend drinking last night.
Spa day with school friend.
Off to catch up.

HannahHorvath · 14/03/2014 19:15

I'm still looking it up but apparently App Store.

They are built in on iPhones but you can get an app for the pad.

Quick do it do it do it do it

LetUsPrey · 14/03/2014 19:16

And as if by magic.

So when I got home tonight, pissed as a fart, and say now where in the name of fuck is Aramis, he will appear? Excellent.

I definitely don't have the voice thing.

Sparklegeek · 14/03/2014 19:18

Has anybody noticed the 2 comments posted at the bottom of that article with the Cardinal's dislocated thumb in it?

And my response is .........Aaaaaannnnnnd? Grin

LetUsPrey · 14/03/2014 19:19

Rightyho, off out now.

Later wenches.

HannahHorvath · 14/03/2014 19:19