Muskesmut Wenchchat and Titillations part IV

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Again! Again! Again! Just like what the Teletubbies used to say. That's us. But we have moved on from those colourful little critters and have four (five, six...etc) new play things! The Musketeers of course.

Please don't be shy and join us for some serious deep penetration discussion about this beautiful television drama.

WARNING THIS THREAD MAY CONTAIN NUTS.

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Part 2

Part 3

Hahaha I just realised I wrote her name by mistake! I do apologise. FFS. She does t even like him!

Look how thick I am. And the alarming thing is...I've reproduced THREE times.

I'll make up for it tomorrow I promise!!

Porthos's fork

now it is.

SOMEBODY TAKE THE SHERRY OFF DRINKFECK AGAIN PLEASE!

CANCEL THAT!

Well, get the fecking eraser than, wench. it's a pencil now?

I thought there for a second 5 minutes there is some behind the scenes conspiracy going .

Don't trip over your tits, on your way out!

Here you go Drink, Cardinal's waiting for you. You don't want to make him cross ... Or maybe you do?

Do you think there's any chance at all that D'Art & Constance can live happily ever after? I don't think I can bear it if he goes off to boff Milady behind her back.

Also - series 2 - surely the producers realise they've got to sex it up a bit? It's not 7.30 on a Sat night viewing after all. Come ON BBC, look at your audience women who are no better than they ought to be, by the look if it

Hannah I bet Athos' jacket smells amazing.

Well, I would drive Cardinal mad but h would never hang me. Spank? Why not? Tie up? no problemo.I will soothe his carnal demons and deliver him to heavens.

cor that bottom left one of Cardinal - his eyes look a bit loopy.

Don't worry Drink.... she loves you really. She was probably on the Prosecco or bogging the Cardinal so much her brain fell out briefly.

We all know she's your shagger in crime.

I must say I was disappointed in the weapon the gave Cardinal to stab his devious mate . Short and powerful, sure but that is not what I/ we have been looking for.

bogging?

erm.. yeah bogging! ... it's the all new sex craze going on...only the hottest wenches know about that one... er...

I have been here form the beginning. And then the go maketh Drink and she was good.

Sorry, but you came well after me, so sod off to the third plce. I don't mind us being the Trinity but your're the Holy Ghost, I'm Jesus. Awright?

Deputy wank badger, may be.

Sparkle, I reckon the husband will stay away on and off.

Husband may cark it at some point, but because she will be widow, in mourning etc, their love will still be forbidden.

I think one night of romance.

A baby.

A big fat question mark, and lots of stolen moments/meaningful looks.

Anyway, let's not upset Oblomov. All that hierarchy you brought up, Hannah is so divisive. Weren't we supposed to be lovey dovey?

Holy Ghost? Isn't that rhyming slang for toast?

...are you saying I'M TOAST???

flings down Oblomovs peace treaty..... come here and say that wench... nobody calls ME feckin TOAST!!....

Aaaaarrrrrrggghhhhhhhhhh!!

Aren't you a woman of God? anyways, I called you a goat. Hole Ghost/ Goat joke. innit?

Hannah dear... I think it's time for Diazepam now, there's agood girl. I like my clit punched, so ta.

sexy legs for the ladies. no need to thank me.

Sleep well Drink

Night then wenches, am off to land of leather

See you on the morrow.