Muskesmut Wenchchat and Titillations part IV

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Again! Again! Again! Just like what the Teletubbies used to say. That's us. But we have moved on from those colourful little critters and have four (five, six...etc) new play things! The Musketeers of course.

Please don't be shy and join us for some serious deep penetration discussion about this beautiful television drama.

WARNING THIS THREAD MAY CONTAIN NUTS.

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Oh this thread does make me have a good old LOL. (Apart from when discussing that issue with series two)

Mavis, now that is a sex face

I love that picture of the queen and Aramis. She looks almost naked next to his leather.

My first boyfriend used to wear a leather jacket, the smell of it used to get me so hot. I think this is partly why I'm loving the leather in this series, it reminds me of being a teenager

mtm if you could choose anyone to be the baddie next who would it be? I wonder whether they'll just send the cardinal away as 'twere and introduce a new character. If I remember correctly, and bearing in mind I am basing this on Dogtagnan and the three Muskehounds, there are other 'bad guys' to come.

Lord knows what we're going to do Ali when it all ends. Apart from anything else, we'll be cast out into the wider reaches of MN again, occasionally bumping into each other with a slightly embarrassed glance as we privately remember the debauchery of the ten Muskwench threads, ultimate meet up and that slightly embarrassing discovery of Hannah and MTM apparently discussing plot points in a broom cupboard. With their tits out.

We'll need some sort of secret handshake for when we bump into each other

...oh ... Mavis.Love.. .. I must just make one correction to your list dear... pardon me, but I couldn't help noticing, that you ranked Atlantis as better than the Musketeers?...

Are you FUCKING MAD? Have you lost your senses entirely woman?...

There is only one historical ish programme that is worse than Atlantis, and that, blatantly, Mavis.love, is Sinbad.

I can't believe, you have compared our lovely The Musketeers to that pile of shite.

The Musketeers could easily become the next Merlin, in terms of quality.

Just needs to be adultified wenched up and preferably on later, so we don't have to share any awkward moments with our kids.

does this help?

Well I just do not know! It seems Sean Pertwee is turning up in the last episode as a sinister character. I do love him a lot also but I just don't know who he'd be.

It's true what you say Richelieu is as one with the Musketeers as fish is to chips!! I bet the makers of the show had a nightmare time trying to sort it all out though. I don't think they can kill him off tho. You can't do that, he's not Nick Cotton!!

Oblomov - in real life wasn't Queenie shagging the duke of Buckingham?! Or maybe that was conjecture in the book, I haven't got that far.

Anyway for the purpose of Sunday night Muskewenching I predict a pregnant Queenie a la Aramis and a pregnant Connie a la D'Artagnan.

So far, Musketeers brawling with red guards at every opportunity, D'Artagnan in particular.

I really love Queenie and the chemistry between her and Arsmis is brilliant but I will scowl a little during that episode.

Yeah, Fair enough Hannah. Atlantis is shitter than Musketeers but I just needed to get a water based drama in for the comparison to Triangle. I don't fancy anyone in Atlantis so it's not gonna fly in this house.

AND I can't remember who mentioned Tamla Kari's twitter page but I may have to open a third twitter account under a pseudonym since when I meet santiago when we conveniently are both not married I want to play it cool.

Oh that clip is so cheeeeeesey but so HOOOOOOORNY!

Prrrrrrrr.

I have a feeling they will bring back Marie de Medici. Tara Fitzgerald was awesome. It must have been nice for her to get her teeth into something fun after that Trevor Eve cold case thing.

Atlantis started well for a few episodes and then it went a bit, well, rubbish. We persevered to the end though.

Gratuitous underarm gap shot together with bonus Porthos

Just for you mtm

hot leather

It was me re Tamla's Twitter. I'm not even on Twitter, haven't a clue what's going on, I just got there through a google search. And went from hers onto D'Art's (ahem). Didn't manage to find anything of Santiago's (stalker, much?)

And that trailer for Sunday!!!! HOW hot????

Oh twit I luuuuuuuuuurve that clip!

I'm having doubts about saying this dear wenches, for fear of the ripple effect all those heaving bosoms might make, potentially knocking the earth of it's axis, but.....

...something just occurred to me as I was dribbling over one of those last few pics of Athos, the one on the tree...

Sit down, or for fecks sakes grab a hold of something..

Now that they've been filming for months, just imagine how those leathers/clothing of theirs will have soaked up their scents?

That leather jacket of Athos'.... !!..!!!!....

Oh he's so going to shag the queen!

Hmm, Malcom... Why is letUsPrey mentioned on you picture? Has she been particularly dedicated to the Cardinal or you're best buddies or what ?

Who likes d'Artagnan? Little treat for you

I think Malcolm needs one of those old fashioned delete button things .. what are they called? That's it .. an eraser!

Don't get me wrong, he has a certain evil appeal but he's way down my list.