Meet the Other Phone. A phone that grows with your child.

Meet the Other Phone.
A phone that grows with your child.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Telly addicts

Muskesmut Wenchchat and Titillations part IV

999 replies

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 00:02

Again! Again! Again! Just like what the Teletubbies used to say. That's us. But we have moved on from those colourful little critters and have four (five, six...etc) new play things! The Musketeers of course.

Please don't be shy and join us for some serious deep penetration discussion about this beautiful television drama.

WARNING THIS THREAD MAY CONTAIN NUTS.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

OP posts:
Thread gallery
76
Alibabaandthe40nappies · 12/03/2014 16:38

It will be my pleasure

Alibabaandthe40nappies · 12/03/2014 16:39

And of course..

Muskesmut Wenchchat and Titillations part IV
HannahHorvath · 12/03/2014 16:42

No you fucking don't, now PISS OFF!!

...alternatively you may decide to scratch Athos from the top of your list - you blatantly aren't going to enjoy him anyway. I suggest swapping Athos for the Cardinal... apparently he had very long, exquisite fingers and is hung like a mammoth. Oh he definitely wouldn't cry. But you might...

Twit · 12/03/2014 16:45

anne do you have any binoculars you could use as opera glasses, you know the ones on sticks wot laydees used to use?

Alibabaandthe40nappies · 12/03/2014 16:45

Welcome Twit Grin

Twit · 12/03/2014 16:49

That's why he gets to be at the top, gets it done with quickly. I reckon a minute or so he'd be on his way to yours. weeping

HannahHorvath · 12/03/2014 16:53

.... I'll never forget that magical moment when Athos gave me a beautiful pearl necklace...

HannahHorvath · 12/03/2014 16:55

...such a lovely gift..

Muskesmut Wenchchat and Titillations part IV
Oblomov · 12/03/2014 17:00

Welcome to newcomers Sparkle and Twit.
I think there have been a few newcomers in the last week, that I didn't even acknowledge / welcome, so sorry about that. Blush

Haven't been posting much recently. That is because dh has been home and I was involved with RL (silly thing that RL).
But I feel totally out of it and ostracised. Sad
Suppose, I better up my posting, to try and feel part of it again.
Dh stays away tonight, so I am all yours(to the thread that it)

Thanks for Hannah's anaylsis/ answering of my questions.

I liked LetUsPrey's 'Hannah' writing. But also thought that it was far too pure, and not dirty wench enough.

I still maintain that Hannah's forte, role-in-life, is to write semi porn . Not book keeping. I do that. And Hannah is far too talented to be lost in that drivel ( I do infact love accounting, and am very good at it - although most people think I have too much bollocks (and to much of an alcohol dependency), to suit accounts and are surprised when I tell them what I do!!)

There has however been far to much infighting. And I REALLY don't like it. A bit of gentle bosom hoiking, as we shove eachother out the way, in our respective musketeer/Cardinal/Treville/King/Queen lines, is fine, but I think it has been far too full on for my liking.

On a lighter note, to end with, I am off to try and find new pictures of Athos, (becoming increasingly hard to find new ones, from episode 6 or 7, so I can use up my 6 photo links.............

Muskesmut Wenchchat and Titillations part IV
Oblomov · 12/03/2014 17:01

And I do think there has been a severe lack of Porthos, in the last couple of weeks. Which someone else mentioned, just agreeing.

Twit · 12/03/2014 17:02

I think the cardinal would cry though, and then blame you for 'making' him feel his manly urges, before shagging you, whilst quoting the bible and crying, then burning you as the witch you clearly are because otherwise he would never have been tempted.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 12/03/2014 17:04

Hi Twit, apt nickname

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 12/03/2014 17:05

Hi Twit, apt nickname

Sparklegeek · 12/03/2014 17:06

Can I ask - what excuses are you lot all giving for re-watching episodes? Last night in our house went

DS1: Musketeers? Which episode? Eh? This was only on 2 days ago?!
Me: Yes well there's absolutely nothing else on tonight. it's rubbish.

I couldn't exactly tell a 15 year old I wanted to watch that pretty boy D'Art at it again could I?

So what excuse can I use tonight? I need to watch Aramis & my the baby again.

Oblomov · 12/03/2014 17:07

Along with all their leather >, and all the sword fights and hats and guns and and and and .... I do like their blue cape things that are only attached on one shoulder. I like that bit.

Alibabaandthe40nappies · 12/03/2014 17:08

Oblom I like your Athos picture a LOT.

Twit · 12/03/2014 17:09

Hiya Smile

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 12/03/2014 17:15

Ello 'ello 'ello.

Been busy all afternoon riding my favourite grey haired beast. Boy it was sweaty and hard!

Hannah you asked earlier how I manage. It's all very early stages, within the last 6 months but I think the key is cbbc determination. I did a degree years ago but didn't really use it. I was only working a few years before I had DS1 and then the others followed and now it's been so long since I worked I can kiss goodbye to ever having hope of using my degree again. I don't want to live a life where I have to depend on DH for everything. I hate having to ask him for money to buy myself things and I hate that I feel I have never made much of myself. So now I'm bloody well going to try and do my best to put that aside. I don't care if I only ever earn £100 a month, it'll still be all MINE that I've made entirely by myself without a wanky boss who I might hate.

Stick at what your doing focus on getting out of the life you live with exP and think about what you can achieve in the future. Let that determination be your fuel! Also, once you're away have a look at evening classes or remote learning for something, anything that might turn on a lightbulb in your creative passion! You could do absolutely anything really. It doesn't even always cost a huge amount either, and what you get back from it will be priceless.

Do I go "hugs" and "ok Hun xxxxxx" now? No? Good, well munch on this cock

OP posts:
MalcolmTuckersMistress · 12/03/2014 17:16

Oi TWIT who the fuck are YOU? Ya bam. Get out.

OP posts:
Twit · 12/03/2014 17:19

sparkling You could pretend to be part of a study group. It would, of course, mean repeated viewings, pausing, rewinding of the episodes, but it's part of your study group, so there's no helping it.
DH is away tonight, so I am going to watch as many as possible tonight, in bed, in peace.
Which ones are your favourites?

Oblomov · 12/03/2014 17:34

Queen, lets her hair down, for Aramis, in episode 9.

Muskesmut Wenchchat and Titillations part IV
MalcolmTuckersMistress · 12/03/2014 17:38

This is his happy face...

Muskesmut Wenchchat and Titillations part IV
OP posts:
Sparklegeek · 12/03/2014 17:38

Are they gonna get it on? Are they? Are they?

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 12/03/2014 17:44

You are part of a discussion group though! The mumsnet musketeers pervathon 2014 discussion group. Tell them you have been told to rewatch it because you have an exam tomorrow.

OP posts:
Twit · 12/03/2014 17:51

Tell, you what, I'll watch that episode at the same time and we can pause, rewind and discuss as we go.

Swipe left for the next trending thread