Muskesmut Wenchchat and Titillations part IV

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Again! Again! Again! Just like what the Teletubbies used to say. That's us. But we have moved on from those colourful little critters and have four (five, six...etc) new play things! The Musketeers of course.

Please don't be shy and join us for some serious deep penetration discussion about this beautiful television drama.

WARNING THIS THREAD MAY CONTAIN NUTS.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

I study and work from home. I'm not very good at it I'll admit. I'm not disciplined enough

I tend to waste hours farting about online then end up staying up until 5am the night before the deadline.

I've always been a work to the deadline person though, I find it easier to work that way, it focuses my mind and I whip through it. Doing stuff in advance is really alien to me, I find it torturous.

If I'm doing something that doesn't require internet connection, I turn the router off, otherwise I'll lose hours watching videos of cats on youtube or something.

I'm doing 2 lots of college stuff - 1 a diploma for work which is as boring as fuck and I'm really struggling to concentrate and a photography thing, which I love so tend to crack on without worrying about distraction, unless photoshop is involved then I just lose the will to live.

As for work stuff, as long as I do 2 hours per day, it doesn't matter if I waste all day titting around, as long as the bits I do between making tea, buying stuff online and lusting at Athos adds up to 2 hours

If I didn't procrastinate then I could do my entire work day in about 2/3 hours then fuck about with pictures of the Musketeers etc.

Less so with studying but I would quite like to shag one of my lecturers so am always keen to do well.

Well it's not exactly my passion, but it was initially part of a bigger plan with dEx to pool our services as a business eventually. Whilst also providing each other with clients/services. Complimentary to his, but allowing me to work from home around dd and home life too. It's a book keeping career path, diploma level in manual, computerised, payroll management etc. I don't hate it. I have previous experience of this nature so it's not all alien, but....

Given the money and the choice, I would go seeking something closer to my heart. Not sure what. But sadly I've never found what exactly it is I want to do, in terms of labelling it. I am probably more creative and spiritual than business headed, but needs must and this is all about bread and butter money for now.

Hopefully one day I will get to seek out something more fulfilling. I just need somebody to say to me... do you know what you'd be good at >>ta daaa

Haha Anne - you crack me up!

Sadly all of my tutors are women. And at the end of the phone or email, so even if I could see her/them, and did wish to partake in a spot of tutor shagging, it might prove slightly tricky.

I might start flirting though, when I email my next assignment in

Yeah and I bet Malcolm's got some art work for 'private' viewings only.

She probably has a whole secret cellar room stuffed to the gills with Capaldi's clay nobs of varying sizes and shapes.

Hannah, do you know what you'd be good at? Writing graphic historical romances. Sorry I mean "romances" as obviously they'd be a little more... earthy than that.

Either that or stand-up comedy.

WASTED on book-keeping

I too find it hard to get to, and keep at, the work. (work from home). I have no hints...

Well it's funny you should say that Eva, but I have felt this whoosh of inspiration hit me since joining this thread.

Yes, I may just have to search out a writing course, to pen my "romances" about The Cardinal, The Chicken Coops, and the Lidl salami........

I may have to pay royalties to MTM or something though. For starting the whole thing off, and obvs for producing the original chicken coop.

Skype you from Barbados wenches!

MTM can illustrate. Joint enterprise. In fact we can all partake, write a chapter and pass it on.

He is 55 so I might have to fight off MTM and Drink.

Hmm? What? Who needs to fight of who off whom?

And yes, sure as I am Feck, I am the deputy. Without me it would be chaos, chaos, I tell you

Ok wenches, time for me to nail my colours to the mast if I may. Have lurked since the first thread (in fact I think I may have posted once on that), does that mean I can join in? Am anyway

I have a few observations. Firstly & I guess most importantly, here is my list of preference for the spreadsheet.

1. Aramis. Any bloody day of the week. I know that puts me at the back of your queue but you lot don't feature in my head, soz That man is too bloody fit for his own good.
2. D'Art. I know this goes against the grain on here but he's just soooooo pretty.
3. Athos
4. Porthos

Not on list - the Cardinal. Je m'excuse.

Moving on, re what somebody said a couple of pages back re Aramis & the Cardinal's mistress in ep 1 - did he not hear her wail that she loved Aramis as she was about to die? Is he not just biding his time on that one or doesn't he know yet? Not sure I want to see the episode when that fallout occurs.

Also - has anybody else seen Tamla Kari's twitter feed on which her sister reports her Dad was "OMG I can't watch this" at the end of Sunday night's episode. Made me

I think Anne was referring to her lecturer (55)

Drink - YOU are the chaos

Hmmm ....

Well I must say Sparkle, I like the cut of your jib! Straight in no messing

.... and you raise a very good point! Has anybody noticed any funny looks from the Cardinal towards Aramis?.. Surely he can't have heard her say his name? Wouldn't he have put two and two together about the pistol?

Was it him who found the pistol? or was that Milady? Or had he sent Milady to search out the owner??

I definitely need to watch them all again not just episode 3

I hope you realise how challenging my days are wenches, now that I have over shared revealed more about myself....

I have to look at words like GIVING and RECEIVING and DOUBLE ENTRY.

Nay wonder my mind is awash with smut!

ffs even the word ASSETS = boobs/balls/muscles.... it really has been too long. Mavis? Love. Where's Mavis? Tell me it's ok Mavis, tell me it's all going to be ok

He sent Milady to find out who it belongs to so he can't have heard. I will have to watch Aramis half naked and hanging from a window again in the name if research to hear her say she loved him.

He on the other seems to not give a fuck which i put down to the fact that he is now shagging me.

As many holes in the plot, as there are on this thread

I thought the Cardinal must have heard poor, erm ,what's her face, ah Adele screaming Aramis's name. So why check whose pistol it was ? And if he thought poor Adele spilt some insider bean to Aramis, why not have him killed straight away?

Look at us, discussing the plot!

Well exactly Drink.

The fucking arm just broke off of my glasses. Fucking fickity fuck fuck fuck!!!

I'm tired and emotionally bruised so will have to watch episode 3 tonight.

Oh no! Don't put it up your vadge next time.

I am going to the fucking theatre. I am just going to have to balance them.

what is going on??

I have been busy today, I decide to come onto the thread for a peek hoping for some lovely pics to cheer me up. And here you all are discussing the plot and not a link/picture/gif to be seen.

I feel seriously let down

Do the honours then fair wench.

I think I'd like to join you all! I would look fucking brilliant in a corset
So, not in order of preference exactly, but the order I would shag them in...

1. Athos, he won't have done it for years so it will be disappointing quick and he will probably cry afterwards.
2. Dogtanian, he would be like an over eager puppy, knocking stuff over etc. Quantity rather than quality.
3. Porthos, he would be the filthy perfect way to get rid of the slightly icky feeling one might get from doing Dogtanian.
4. Aramis, he'd be the gift that keeps on giving, and would be rather nice to wake up to.

Treville, maybe, the cardinal, er, no.

So, do I pass?