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Muskesmut Wenchchat and Titillations part IV

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 00:02

Again! Again! Again! Just like what the Teletubbies used to say. That's us. But we have moved on from those colourful little critters and have four (five, six...etc) new play things! The Musketeers of course.

Please don't be shy and join us for some serious deep penetration discussion about this beautiful television drama.

WARNING THIS THREAD MAY CONTAIN NUTS.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

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LetUsPrey · 11/03/2014 23:14

Speaking of going to bed, I had a dream last night about Idris Elba. He's terribly charismatic, but then I was woken up by DS2 shouting "mummy, I need a wee weeeeeeeeeee".

So hopefully there'll be an Aramis sexytimes dream tonight and DS2's bladder behaves itself

Night wenches

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 12/03/2014 07:07

Who said or did I dream itHmm that it's funny we need organisation on this sort of thread, hmmm? It's more if a support group, no? HmmGrin

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 12/03/2014 07:11

Morning! Where are all the sexy pictures of nude musketeers I had hoped to wake up to?

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MavisGrind · 12/03/2014 07:22

Morning wenches! It was me, Drink, who thought it was funny that Anne was bringing efficiency onto the thread. But you're right, support group is more apt.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 12/03/2014 07:28

It was me who proposed the spreadsheet and the shifts HmmSad

MavisGrind · 12/03/2014 07:32

Aw, sorry Drink I'm sure the Cardinal still appreciates you

LetUsPrey · 12/03/2014 07:46

Morning. This is one of my favourites for the Cardinal's wenches

LetUsPrey · 12/03/2014 07:56

Fight fight fight

Stinklebell · 12/03/2014 08:16

Naked Cardinal for MTM. Grin

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 12/03/2014 08:54

Thank, LetUsPrey Grin

Mavis Attention to detail is key, okay?Hmm

Stinkle you are positively honking! Envy

HannahHorvath · 12/03/2014 08:54

Oooh that last one of the Cardinal!

HannahHorvath · 12/03/2014 09:01

Hahahahaha!

Loving the typos on spread legs and shaft work.

Looked so funny and a bloody marvellous idea reading spread sheets and shift work instead. Like we're taking things seriously.

HannahHorvath · 12/03/2014 09:10

Right to put my shift on the board as it were, and prevent DrinkFeck's "anger" issues from starting up too early in day.

I can say fairly confidently that I won't be around for the morning. But I'll be back at lunch and then in and out over afternoon.

Obviously this is not my preferred choice. I would man the hotlines all day if I could. I hope to come bearing gifs (see what I did there) but I probably won't maybe a sexy shot of the Cardinal again it will just be another Athos lech shot.

Wine enjoyeth ye dayeth

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 12/03/2014 09:15

Right, STINKBELL HANNAH. Get OUT. Now.

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Stinklebell · 12/03/2014 09:22

I have a day off today, ostensibly to do some work for my college course.

My time table for today will most likely be - I'll mooch on here, followed by a bit of Homes Under the Hammer, then I'll go an open up the online college page but get distracted by YouTube/ASOS/eBay/Musketeers. Type a few lines on my essay at about 5pm and pretend to DH I've been flat out all day.

Actually, speaking from experience, there's no 'most likely' about it. It's definitely todays timetable Grin

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 12/03/2014 09:33

I'm trying to work on a commission. It's not going my way and I'm getting angry with my stupid hands.

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 12/03/2014 09:37

I don't know why the pick on Cardinal. He is the most powerful man in France Hmm

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 12/03/2014 09:51

Because thy are fools. We will be rich and have filthy dirty shameless sex and average between 30/40 orgasms each night and they will probably end up being poisoned and thrown on a muck heap!

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 12/03/2014 10:02

Yep, and they'll be getting shaagged in Musketeers' garrisons Envy what with rats, fleas, lice and stink of drunken piss. And we'll have soap, lovely baths and Milady when Cardinal is too tired.

Stinklebell · 12/03/2014 10:03

Fools? Or incredibly sensible after seeing what he did to his mistress in the first episode

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 12/03/2014 10:04

Well, she betrayed him for a cheap thrill. So musket it is for het. We are rather dedicated, doncha think?

Stinklebell · 12/03/2014 10:08

Dedication...pah

He'd have you horribly killed if you as much as fanny farted in his face!

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 12/03/2014 10:12

Only the gutter wenches such as yourself may produce such vulgarity.

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EvaTheOptimist · 12/03/2014 10:15

Enjoyed the fight scenes Let us Prey they must have had such a lot of fun filming those!

AnneWentworth · 12/03/2014 10:16

Morning wenches. I have a similar day to stinkle. Already been for coffee, going to the library in the hope of working (in my paid job) and hopefully sneaking some essay reading in still haven't started. Then off out with DS1 tonight.

Aramis is probably going to hang out with my in the library but will have to send him over to Letuspray for the evening or DS1 might ask questions.

Letuspray I can never tire of watching him fight.