Muskesmut Wenchchat and Titillations part IV

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Again! Again! Again! Just like what the Teletubbies used to say. That's us. But we have moved on from those colourful little critters and have four (five, six...etc) new play things! The Musketeers of course.

Please don't be shy and join us for some serious deep penetration discussion about this beautiful television drama.

WARNING THIS THREAD MAY CONTAIN NUTS.

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Is it not sword play you prefer Anne or is it just any old wanton violence. I do like a good sword fight me.

If Athos spilt his red wine all over my nice white duvet cover I'd kick his ass from here till next week. There's nothing more annoying than a pissed bloke spilling fucking red wine every where

Still would though if he could actually get it up

Athos has just stopped by and needs some distractions to forget his issues... so see you tomorrow...

Dear god, he smiles....kind of

Oh don't worry about Mavis, D'artagnan, Sootica is here

I've worked out which, exact, bit of all the leatheryness is the best bit

Mmmmm leather!

In case that wasn't clear it's the shoulder thingy and associated strapping.

Quite like a bit of pointy finger wagging

See stinkers! There you go again.

Athos can ruin as many of my sheets as he likes. I insist on it!

Just for Anne!

Where is my smutty bed night read? Hannah you do come in useful at time, don't let me send Milady at you.

Right wenches. I must away. Hope you have a better day tomorrow Hannah

Awww Mavis thank you. Aramis kissing his musket ~

I am particularly partial to kicking cardinals guard in the head and using the books as weapons. I do love Aramus and I do erm love books so raging horn.

Yeah come on Hannah. I WANT A BEDTIME STORY! I gave a really brilliant one last night after all.

I can't write this week Drink. I'm too busy falling apart to get excited about dirty sex in the storeroom. That and the whole blob issue. It has killed my horn rage slightly.

I should be back in action over next few days. But really, I shouldn't be shouldering all the responsibility myself.

I'm feeling sorry for myself a bit out of sorts, so I should be getting the bedtime stories this week

Malcolm!! You write one. What happened to your red hot, too rude to post story the other day.

TEASE!!!!!!!!!

Hmm, yes, fucking malcolm pissed of to tend to her husband or summat… twat

Once upon a time there was a cumly wench called Hannah.

Hannah had set her cap at a handsome musketeer by the name of Athos.

Athos had a Past but with Hannah's warm and determined love, he saw that he could be happy again. They stayed in a beautiful mansion and shagged the night away over and over and over.

Whilst this was happening, the other musketeers with Constance and Milady went to Hannah's lodgings. They cleaned and tidied and batch-cooked a month's worth of meals so Hannah could have lots of rest after her rampant shagathon with Athos.

The End

WHAT???

Where's the dirty shagging? Where's the passion? Where the fuck are the chicken coops?

I love it Prey, and I thank you from the bottom of my heart for the thought and the happy ending and I really don't mean to sound ungrateful, but make no mistake. I AM A DIRTY WENCH!

It's late, I'm knackered, I'm on an iPad and I'm shit at stuff like that.

If its any consolation, the shagging was very very dirty, debauched at times, and there was a chicken coop in the grounds which came in useful during an after dinner stroll.

Oh well then, why didn't you say that in first place

Very nice, LetUs but smuttier, much smuttier next time!

Anyways, off to bed. I bet now the party will get started

Yay...par-tay...Drink's gone.

Not, off to bed too