Muskesmut Wenchchat and Titillations part IV

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Again! Again! Again! Just like what the Teletubbies used to say. That's us. But we have moved on from those colourful little critters and have four (five, six...etc) new play things! The Musketeers of course.

Please don't be shy and join us for some serious deep penetration discussion about this beautiful television drama.

WARNING THIS THREAD MAY CONTAIN NUTS.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

You might as well forward wind to the end if all you want's D'artagnan. I was getting a bit sulky about the lack of him, but the programme-makers redeemed themselves.

I have been reading about Gascons, because I wondered what the joke was. Found a very useful page that explained it all, along with some Dumas quotations:

“If God wills that those rapiers serve Your Eminence,” said d’Artagnan, “I dare express one desire: that it is the purse of Monsignor that become light while theirs become heavy; because between these three men and myself, Your Eminence will make all France and even all Europe tremble if he desires.”
[snigger]

“These Gascons,” laughed Mazarin, “are almost the equals of the Italians for their swagger.”
“In any case,” said d’Artagnan, matching the cardinal’s smile, “they are superior when it comes to handling their swords.”
[fnarr f-fucking-narr]

and

“Among ourselves, we say ‘Proud as a Scot’,” murmured Buckingham.
“And us, we say ‘Proud as a Gascon’,” d’Artagnan replied. “The Gascons are the Scots of France.”

So, now you know!

constance-and-dartagnan-haven.tumblr.com/ has gone a bit crazy

constance-and-dartagnan-haven.tumblr.com/ ffs

Atia should get the wench of the day award for that link.

LetUsPrey - thanks for vouching for me and my taste in men upthread . I actually couldn't concentrate at work today as flashes of the D'artagnan and Constance scene kept re-playing in my head. This is not ideal when one is trying to teach a class...

The D'artagnan/Constance scene left me absolutely cold!

Quite clearly it was not a date you dopey tarts.

Has all of the blood in your dainty little brains rushed south to fill those great flapping flaps? Really?...

I suggest you all sit down, before you fall down.

'Twas not, a fucking date!

Let's enjoy a picture of the Cardinal's sex face again, to cheer us up...

Ooh! Richelieeeeeeuuuuuuu!!!!!!

I've managed to bunk off work early, with a bit of strategic fast forwarding, I'll manage to squeeze last nights in before the school run

Hannah I think the countess thought it was a date! Til it all went horribly wrong on a number of fronts

What was it then Hannah?
If not a 'date'.
She asked him to come and fine with her.
As it was, no dining took place, because upon his arrival, he told her that he needed to show her something. And took her to the morgue.

She asked him to dine with her. She thought it was a date.

Oooooo, so D'artagnan isn't quite as feathery strokery as we all thought

She might have thought it was a date. He did not.

Hence him taking her to a mortuary. He didn't give a flying foo fah about the impact this would have, thus confirming that in his mind, it was not a date, and that he had no romantic interest in her.

Their connection, was about their respective ishoos/attitudes in life. Especially once Milady SlutChops got involved, and they shared a common , enemy.

If there was any real flirting/chemistry going on, it was with ARAMIS.

..... and I reckon part of the Cardinal's problem with her, was that he wanted to boff her brains out too. But didn't have a hope in hell because of her intelligence, thereby wishing to dominate her in the only way he could, by stripping her of wealth/title/life.

I think all of the Musketeers wanted to save the 'damsel in distress', as part of their honourability.

But in summary :

ARAMIS WANTED TO SHAG HER, SHE WANTED TO SHAG HIM.

THE CARDINAL IS A DIRTY BASTARD AND HE WANTED HER TO WORSHIP AT HIS ALTAR.

THE END.

Cardinal is just misunderstood! He's a nice man really.

he is awaiting my arrival and I'm going to ride him until his limbs drop off.

Oh look there goes the right arm

and there goes the left arm

And there go the legs

SHAGSHAGSHAGSHAGSHAGSHAGSHAGSHAGSHAG

I just sent a link about the musketeers to a school mum instead of a link to parking restrictions. FFS.

And she did not want to shag Aramis!!! She did however appreciate his obvious charm.

I think it's clear what's up with Athos. He's simply batting for the other team. Gayloooord!!!