Muskesmut Wenchchat and Titillations part IV

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Again! Again! Again! Just like what the Teletubbies used to say. That's us. But we have moved on from those colourful little critters and have four (five, six...etc) new play things! The Musketeers of course.

Please don't be shy and join us for some serious deep penetration discussion about this beautiful television drama.

WARNING THIS THREAD MAY CONTAIN NUTS.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Ohhhh, ok, have revised list. Will do all of them (Athos first obvs). Bloody hell this isn't even quality tv but I was a bit [lovely] at the D'Artagnan/Constance ending.

Without wanting to sound like one of the single types on the thread although I so am I would so love that to happen to me.

Ok, on reflection, and after brushing my teeth, I do realise life just isn't lithe that. But wouldn't it be lovely if it was...?
Good lord tomorrow is going to be a challenge!
Night wenches.

Morning. I can only think of the following things...

how utterly brilliant Capaldi is as an actor and ridiculously and insanely excited I am about him playing Doctor Who.

How lovely Athos's eyes are. Lovely, lovely, lovely eyes...

AND oh MY god. D'ARTAGNAN!! Oh the way he just grabbed Constance and everything flew off that table. Bloody hell. How we laughed at his featheryness, but how our knickers would drop!

I have to say the last two episodes have been really, really good. I'm definitely watching that again later.

Oh and a little bit of me is a lesbian and fancies Milady.

And I want a black horse.

Don't want much do you MTM

Well, hauled myself out of bed about an hour ago. This is going to be loooong day.

Athos made my heart break when he said to her that neither of them 'do marriage'. Err so? You dimwit. Shouldn't stop you with all the preliminary stages:

Desire filled rampant shagging ( ala Constance and D'artagnan)
Wining and dining, falling in love.
More rampant shagging.

FFS Athos , get over it, you wimpering dog.
Shag someone else FGS . >

That's it. Whilst I wait for Athos to sort his shit out.
I'm moving into the palace.
I'm going to have the King. Constantly. Repeatedly.
And when I've finished with him. I'm gonna have the Queen.

In between buffets, hog roasts and being fed grapes.

Many of last nights posts, that I have read this morning, have really made me smile, even made me giggle so much I splurted my tea out!!

Now how about we try it blindfold? Why yes, LetUsPrey, that sounds like an excellent idea. That look in the last gif ... mmmm

Wonder what Ninon would have said if Athos had replied to her question "It ended badly?" with "She murdered my brother so I had her hanged, but she survived so technically I'm still married."

Yes. Still married. Technically.

I am pleased to inform my wenches that in the 17th century in most of Europe there was lots of intermarital sex going on - that's historical accuracy for you So, as you were.

Letuspray that is a brilliant. It was such a funny scene.

Meanwhile Athos suddenly discovered the wenches he was saving from the Cardinal's guards were actually Musnetters...

I'm gutted, I haven't seen it yet

Pesky family and having to visit them. I have to actually go into work today too, so won't get to watch it until later

So I take it, it was a good one?

Yy, I don't think they were that picky some of the time about marriage vows. Didn't stop d'Artagnan and Constance. That sweeping ...

Excellent picture!

Stinklebell it was fab!

Okay, off to school and work. Laterz wenches

Another Cardinal sex face!

Is that after you've finished with him MTM?

Not quite after....but approaching it!

Morning wenchy dears..

So I just discovered that if one taps on a (gif?) it enlarges and isolates the picture. So you're not just looking at a load of thumbnails. Who knew eh!

Well anyway, you know how I'm not usually camp Aramis, well, that last (gif?) one,was not entirely unpleasant.
Had a certain thrusting appeal er...ahem.. to it.

Slow. Thrusty. Eye intensity. Thrusty. Determined. Thrusty. Slow. Thrusty. Self assured. Thrusty. Rhythmic. Thrusty. Sensual. Thrusty.......

...ahem ... so then, Monday morning It's a lovely day out there. But otherwise, it's going to be a fucker.
I can feel it in my spasming womb.
May the Muskelove be with you. And good luck. See you all later....

About 2 threads ago I declared for Athos... have been a bit busy in RL since but really laughing at the inspired comments on this thread.

But... I'm a little worried about Athos - is he really, you know, just not interested? I can't understand why he didn't go for the countess with a bit of passion? ALSO who takes a woman to a mortuary on a first date!! That would kill it for me I think.

Good for D'Artagnan but I couldn't help thinking there was going to be a lot of clearing up to do afterwards...

Athos probably thinks the mortuary on a first date is great fun. He's such an Emo.

It's not fair, I never get to watch on a Sunday night

Mind you it does mean I can see it when I am all alone on a Monday afternoon with no DH moaning his way through the programme, and I can pause and re-watch as I like

You might need to do a lot of that today Sootica!

Oh good - especially if it involves D'Artagnan

Oh you'll be doing that alright!