Muskesmut Wenchchat and Titillations part IV

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Again! Again! Again! Just like what the Teletubbies used to say. That's us. But we have moved on from those colourful little critters and have four (five, six...etc) new play things! The Musketeers of course.

Please don't be shy and join us for some serious deep penetration discussion about this beautiful television drama.

WARNING THIS THREAD MAY CONTAIN NUTS.

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I want to shag Aramis.

I think Athos would DEFINITELY want a bit with H from Steps.

Hannah you said something about a trilogy at the end of the last thread. What was that? You were waiting for me to come back or something?

Well, I'm back, where's the fucking story

Anne ROAR that is hilarious!

I also want to shag Aramis. A lot.

You can't expect Athos to be falling in love at the drop of a hat. This is the man who hung his own wife.

Because ha hated her because he was GAY!

Athos falling in love with you would be a bit of a double edged sword, if he didn't bore you to death with his ishoos, he might have you hanged.

And I don't think he could get it up anyway.

I actually think he could be quite "small". Not as little as the King, but was lily a tenth of Porthos.

Well don't let me stop you Stinkerbell. Not every woman can handle a deep and complex man such as Athos

Anne - hope it was one of your ruder captions hahahahahahahaha! Have you outed yourself as a Muskewench?...

Drink - I said I would write the next installment of the trilogy about you/long lost twin/cardinal/world of quid and the missing smartie tube, WHEN, one of the other ladies on this thread, penned their dirty thoughts literary masterpieces.

I do believe it was Malcolm, who had so much filth bubbling up in her mind over a recent dream about the Cardinal, that she was practically frothing out of her ears. And LetusPrey too, come to think of it. It woz them wot teased us.

Ooh just realised I still haven't checked that YouTube link from last night from MTM. Got distracted by something. Can't think what!

Oh and Athos is NOT gay. but if he was I would cut my hair and take it up the wrong un for him

Cardinal would, however, be hung like a mammoth and shove your womb up next to your lungs...

And fuck no! H from steps would so not be Athos' type.

Duncan from Blue

I didn't want to say this before.... but I tell you who does have a touch of the other team about them.

PC

< fucking legs it>

FUCK OFF Duncan from Blue!

Way too pretty, and groomed looking.

No he would go for the butch/gay, not the pretty/gay.

Not butch butch.

Just normal, you wouldn't know, could be your husband, gay.

One last observation before I have to bid farewell for this evening.

Aramis - BMW m5
Porthos - pimped up Honda Civic
Athos - smart ka
D'Artagnan - push bike
Cardinal - Bentley continental gt
Traville - Volvo estate

Haha, well I am still pleased I am shagging Aramis.

Bitch!!! @ Hannah he not gay, he's a bit if a luvvie in RL though

I bet Porthos is tiny

Fucking write it then and I might not kill you!!!

Cardinal - Aston Martin or Lexus. Possibly Maserati at the weekends when he takes me to his country house so no one can hear us going at it line wild animals

D'Artagnan - a scooter. School aged children one, not a motor.

Athos - Prius
D'artagnan - souped up Nova
Porthos - Ford Escort
Aramis - something convertible

Anne what did you send her?

I do like coming home to this thread on a weekday after a day dealing with mostly annoying/stupid/both people.

I watched the first part of last night's episode at lunchtime today up to the bit where Athos and Ninon are walking back to her house, just before the part where Aramis is fighting.

Anne and other fans of Aramis (my brain is too tired to remember names) have you see this?. Hours of fun

Well I've just depressed myself looking at google results for famous gay men.

Sooooooo many beautiful men, destined to never enter cross my path.

Drink - I will work on it this week when I should be doing real work.

Can't rush these things. I have to wait for the inspiration to hit. The plot is thickening now, I can't just go off all willy nilly!

Oh and d'artagnan is definitely a moped. With a noddy horn.

Athos not a Ka though. He would be a big bad ass Harley Davidson, with a littlle sidecar for Porthos