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One For All And All For One. Muskewenches Are ALWAYS Ready. Part III

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 04/03/2014 21:58

Part 1

part 2

Well would you look at THAT! These threads are coming quicker than a wench in the Cardinal's Wine Cellar Of Sin.

Welcome to part THREE! We can now post pictures...HURRAH! That was a successful outcome to a Wench driven campaign.

Please feel free to look around and interact with the exhibitions. Toilets are second on the right and there is a vending machine for refreshments situated near the back entrance. Come and go as you please, but please remember CARDINAL RICHELIEU IS MINE you must pay for all breakages.

Let the feasting commence!

One For All And All For One. Muskewenches Are ALWAYS Ready. Part III
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AnneWentworth · 05/03/2014 16:30

DH just cancelled our lovefilm account. I could so do with saving myself £115 and watching every Musketeers film ever.

AnneWentworth · 05/03/2014 16:31

Atia - account just reached £140 thanks so much. Someone send me a free three months lovefilm offer.

AnneWentworth · 05/03/2014 16:32

Can a wench enlighten me as to how one writes witty words in links?

Stinklebell · 05/03/2014 16:33

MTM - re the grey pubes question - I started going grey at 17, not sure how grey now as I haven't seen my natural hair colour for years. I noticed my first grey pube a couple of weeks ago

And Hector, who asked for the willy pic link? Mmmmm?

It is Tom Turkey, further Googling led to a film he was in called Donkey Punch

AtiaoftheJulii · 05/03/2014 16:33

Are you not a Malcolm Tucker fan then Hannah?

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 05/03/2014 16:34

Hannah, if you want a list of Capaldimendations then let me know! Honestly there is LOADS. He's done stuff as himself (honestly he is the most wonderful human being ever!)

One thing I recommend to EVERYONE on this thread because I KNOW you'd all love it is Lair Of The White Worm. It's so deliberately bad it's sheer genius!

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Stinklebell · 05/03/2014 16:34

LOL @ my shItePad's Turkey autocorrect

AtiaoftheJulii · 05/03/2014 16:35

Anne, it tells you how down the bottom. caption

AtiaoftheJulii · 05/03/2014 16:36

Oh that doesn't work! no space, link caption, no space again

AnneWentworth · 05/03/2014 16:38

He never misses

AnneWentworth · 05/03/2014 16:38

Thanking you kindly.

HectorVector · 05/03/2014 16:39

:)

HannahHorvath · 05/03/2014 17:46

No I haven't watched Malcolm Tucker.

I have of course seen Peter Capaldi before. I just don't recall anything he was in, as I didn't pay him that much attention after the credits finished.

After clicking on The White Worm - I saw enough of the opening credits to see the name Ken Russell. Judging by that and the grainy picture, I'm building up an idea of what we might be dealing with here.

I am SO watching that! Grin

You may make a PC fan out of me yet.

I'm already on side for the Cardinal, because he is just so dark!

HannahHorvath · 05/03/2014 17:49

Shagging world book day tmw!

Am I the only one still trying to figure out wtaf my child is going as??

HannahHorvath · 05/03/2014 17:50

countdown to photo allowance....... nearly at the last hour now.

Hope I can control myself and not explode my load onto the page in one go, as per d'artagnan.

Alibabaandthe40nappies · 05/03/2014 17:56

I've just realised that I haven't actually managed to post on this new thread yet - so going slightly off-thread, here is what I found when googling 'billowy white shirt' inspired by the dressing up for sex thread

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 05/03/2014 17:59

OMG Hannah (this is somewhat unrelated) but have you ever seen Caligula?? Four words. Right. Up. Your. Street! Get thee on Amazon!

You'd love Malcolm Tucker by the way. Haha he'd totally be your kind of man! Netflix are still doing free month trial so you should check it out if you can. There is the film version too, In The Loop and he had got some of the greatest lines you'll ever hear!

Also, search for Cricklewood Greats on YouTube. He wrote and directed that himself and it's very funny!

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Alibabaandthe40nappies · 05/03/2014 18:02

I did start watching The Borgias, but it was so raunchy I had to stop - DH and I were going through a very dry patch and watching it just made me cross. Grin

Perhaps I should try again? Cesare is hot.

AnneWentworth · 05/03/2014 18:06

Alibaba - is that FAssbender as Rochester.... swoon.

AnneWentworth · 05/03/2014 18:06

Is it raunchy.... shifting it up my list.

LetUsPrey · 05/03/2014 18:07

Right, I've not been able to catch up properly. Got in, had dinner and then have to take DS1 to his martial arts lesson.

I would be willing to share Aramis, as long as I get first dibs on days of week with the letter y in them

Lord, but I'd ride him like Seabiscuit

AnneWentworth · 05/03/2014 18:07

Once The Musketeers is finished and has disapeered off of iPlayer I propose mass, syncronized watching of The Borgias.

Oblomov · 05/03/2014 18:09

tomburkebottom

Alibabaandthe40nappies · 05/03/2014 18:11

Anne it is - I haven't actually seen that film.

This evening DH and I are watching Thor II. A very acceptable substitute for the Musketeers.

Oh good Lord - calling Athos fans. New sword-fighty bit added to here today.

Alibabaandthe40nappies · 05/03/2014 18:12

Anne I am definitely up for synchronised Borgia watching.