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One For All And All For One. Muskewenches Are ALWAYS Ready. Part III

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 04/03/2014 21:58

Part 1

part 2

Well would you look at THAT! These threads are coming quicker than a wench in the Cardinal's Wine Cellar Of Sin.

Welcome to part THREE! We can now post pictures...HURRAH! That was a successful outcome to a Wench driven campaign.

Please feel free to look around and interact with the exhibitions. Toilets are second on the right and there is a vending machine for refreshments situated near the back entrance. Come and go as you please, but please remember CARDINAL RICHELIEU IS MINE you must pay for all breakages.

Let the feasting commence!

One For All And All For One. Muskewenches Are ALWAYS Ready. Part III
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HannahHorvath · 05/03/2014 16:04

aaaaah! Bless him. He looks beefier with his clothes off. I actually wanted to kiss his little belly.

What's that from Malcolm?

Loved the belly flop! Haha! He has my swimming style.

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 05/03/2014 16:04

Pleuuugh. No there is ONLY one cardinal for me!

SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX! Uh.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 05/03/2014 16:06

Hannah, it was Aftersun. The full episode is on YouTube. It's quite funny!

Can someone answer my grey pube question! Do they grow grey before or after the head hair?!? I need to know.

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Oblomov · 05/03/2014 16:07

Me too MTM

AnneWentworth · 05/03/2014 16:07

Stinkle... you just have a complete aversion to Aramis.

HannahHorvath · 05/03/2014 16:07

Craig Revel-Horwood on the far left at a push. But it's a no from me otherwise.

Dragons Wench: or Wench Den:

I'm ooooout!

Oblomov · 05/03/2014 16:08

Hannah, thank you so much for your instructions. Thanks for thew effort of typing that all.
I am trying >, btu I just can't do it.

Most cross. With myself.

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 05/03/2014 16:09

I just want to know what I'd see close up out of curiosity!

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Oblomov · 05/03/2014 16:09

Am just back from work.
And can not believe that we have descended into willy pictures.
Is that really Tom Burke?
Are we sure?

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 05/03/2014 16:09

Right am I going to have to start another thread on AIBU?

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HannahHorvath · 05/03/2014 16:10

Well I was cursed with going grey young not that you'd know it but I have yet to discover a grey pube.

when the time comes I will fall to floor in front of all the Kings horses and allow them to trample me out of my misery

or on a less dramatic day - go totes baldy.

So I would say head first, knackers last.

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 05/03/2014 16:10

Oh Oblomov, it was always going to happen. I'm amazed it's taken this long!

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AnneWentworth · 05/03/2014 16:10

Yes, that film had pretty shit casting.

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 05/03/2014 16:12

So how grey would you think Cardipaldi is now? 1 being white 10 being nothing.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 05/03/2014 16:12

Bumpy nothing I don't mean no pubes I mean no grey!

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 05/03/2014 16:12

Bumpy??! BY. FUCK OFF ITWAT.

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HannahHorvath · 05/03/2014 16:15

An 7/8? Tbh I haven't nestled my face in the bush of an over 50 man recently --ever-, so I honestly wouldn't have the foggiest.

But! I imagine it goes a bit salt and pepper - which can be pretty sexy.

I wonder if it goes at same time as facial hair??...

Check out his stubble.

Some men never go grey facially even if they're white on top.

HectorVector · 05/03/2014 16:16

Am just back from work.
And can not believe that we have descended into willy pictures.
Is that really Tom Burke?
Are we sure?

I'm chuckling so much here. :)

HectorVector · 05/03/2014 16:17

It wasStinkle miss...

HannahHorvath · 05/03/2014 16:18

I was going to say 8 but I chucked a 7 in last min.

Can't imagine him with a white platformed willy?

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 05/03/2014 16:18

God I'd do anything to see his pubes.

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AtiaoftheJulii · 05/03/2014 16:22

I watched that film yesterday. Porthos, because I love love love Ray Stevenson. (I watched King Arthur today until he died. I'm ill, I don't usually lie around watching films all day.) And then probably Athos because Matthew Macfadyen had such a lovely voice. Then Aramis, and my god please never Logan Lerman.

HannahHorvath · 05/03/2014 16:22

I am going to book me some time to watch Aftersun. If nothing else, I am curious to see what all the fuss is about, with PC.

I get it in Musketeers - because of the character. That is the turn on, combined with the performance.

But otherwise, he's never really crossed my radar.

HannahHorvath · 05/03/2014 16:24

WILL YOU LOT ALL JUST FUCK OFF!!

I GET NOTHING DONE WITH MY LIFE THESE DAYS.

ITS A WONDER DD GETS FED!

AtiaoftheJulii · 05/03/2014 16:28

That's the great thing about having older children, they make dinner themselves.

Anne, have you watched The Borgias? I might have to.