One For All And All For One. Muskewenches Are ALWAYS Ready. Part III

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Well would you look at THAT! These threads are coming quicker than a wench in the Cardinal's Wine Cellar Of Sin.

Welcome to part THREE! We can now post pictures...HURRAH! That was a successful outcome to a Wench driven campaign.

Please feel free to look around and interact with the exhibitions. Toilets are second on the right and there is a vending machine for refreshments situated near the back entrance. Come and go as you please, but please remember CARDINAL RICHELIEU IS MINE you must pay for all breakages.

Let the feasting commence!

Won't need to do that. Musketeers is released on DVD on 31st March. Which is the week after DH is away and will be back home. Selfish bastards.

What is wrong with me? Why can't I get this to work. I am so cross. I can link at work. I can bore you titless with management accounts and due diligence.
But I can't do this. Moron.

Somebody link to the dressing up thread please. Trying to make dinner boilsomepastaandfindthepesto

Found it...

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/2016504-Dressing-up-for-sex

ooh that one on Aliba link - large picture of athos eye crinkles near bottom

All men should have a procedure whereby the reverse of line filler is given.

Should be line giver.

yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum

Hannah, I can't do it. ( no not THAT) I mean link photos.

OBLOMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Type this EXACTLY how I say

link leave no gaps

to insert your own title

link leave 1 space type title

Oh fuck! - although it does prove my point....

put [[ before my link.

put ]] after link.

follow my instruction in between the two sets of [[

Oblomov, I just learnt how to do the writing/link thing today.

Mumsnet gives Mumsnet

E.g.

I will shag him until we both die

This would appear as a link that says 'I will shag him until we both die'.

Oh thats bollox it didnt do what I wanted..

Oh Hannah. I did. I swear. I read your instructions again and again.
No gaps. But it just ended up as a link instead if posting the picture/photo to the thread.

Maybe I need to leave this fir another day. I hD the best day at work ever. But since then , it's gone to pot.
My diabetes gone mad. Beyond tired. Aspergers ds1 bad. I have mixed up dates. Cooked too much spaghetti.

Am beyond salvation, me thinks.

Are you talking about wanting to post links Oblom or are you on about the photos that appear on the thread

Right, if you're on about photos on thread (can't imagine you are) then that option is below msg box.

The only way I get my pictures through links on here, is to save the photos to tinypic.

Can you set up a tinypic account? I did, just for this thread

MTM gave me some instructions when I kept having problems. As far as I can tell I'm doing it properly now. Somebody else will need to verify that though.

I have noticed however that when I am on my phone the links take me to tiny pic page. But when I'm on laptop the image itself is all that comes up when click link.

If you want to do this, set up a tinypic account (it's quick and easy) and then report back.

You SHALL have linky pictures Obloms. If it's the last feckin thing we do!!

for diabetes.

Go sort ds1 out.

Ignore the pasta.

Sort the dates.

Try to have bath, get to bed asap.

And always leave for tmw anything you possibly can!

Anne - unless you time it to perfection, one of you, actually you if we go by your wording of 'I will' - will actually be shagging a corpse.

That was the plan, yes?

Right then I'm off you shlaaaaaaags. See you next tuesday later.

Right ladies, I am leaving the thread for today. Bedtimes and seriously my uni work won't do itself. My boss is back tomorrow so I will be busy until after lunch when I will likely return and look forward to many pictures reassuring me that Aramis remains as delectable as I remember not to mention in excess of 150 posts. I am relying on you all.

Until tomorrow, adieu my fellow wenches.

oblomov that could be anybody's bottom, it could be your bottom. In order to prove it's Athos' bottom you need to be able to see Athos in the picture too, not just a random bottom! :)

Anne good luck with the uni work. I will trawl for some nice Aramis links for you :)

FUCKING HORSES FUCKING SPEWING CHILDREN FUCKING HUSBAND FUCKING FUCK.

I hate everyone.

........ capaldi?

I didn't mean to do the woe is me. Sorry.

Oh Oblomov no such thing as being woe is me when you've had a shitty day.

I will seek out some Athos (it is Athos isn't it?) for you.