THE VOICE- It's audition number 5! Bring on the returnees...

[Raahh]

This week, apparently, sees the return of a bloke who failed last year, and a woman who was part of a duo- Nu-Tarna. Do we remember Nu-Tarna? Possibly only for having a rubbish name.

And here's a song list- to warn you all in advance.

Steven Alexander
Your Game by Will Young

Fiona Kelly
Rule The World by Take That

Chris Royal
Wake Me Up by Avicii

Nick Dixon
Home Again by Elton John

Elesha Paul Moses
Everything Has Changed by Taylor Swift

Lucy Winter
Somebody To Love by Jefferson Airplane

Max Murphy
Electric Feel by MGMT

Joe Keegan
Keep Your Head Up by Ben Howard

James Byron
Cry Baby by Janis Joplin

Reece Bahia
What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction

Jolan
Beneath Your Beautiful by Labrinth feat. Emeli Sande

Yinka Williams
Paris (Ooh La La) by Grace Potter & The Nocturnals

Jade Mayjean Peters
Sweet About Me by Gabriella Cilmi

Femi Santiago
My Cherie Amour by Stevie Wonder

I doubt very much we will actually see much of all these acts. We will probably see more of the friends/family/pets.

And some lad does Riverdance with Bill.je.suis.

How many spiders died to make those eyelashes hey?

Extra points for growly stompy walk

She has Tom written all over her.

I love WILL

Remember the woman who called herself 'Fairy' on't X Factor. She reminds me of her.

OhDavidwhatfuckeryisthis.
Karaoke rock chick.
Dh liked scary, I'm ltb now.

Missed the first half hour. Didn't think Tom should have turned for the last one, glad none of them turned for this poor-man's Bonnie Tyler.

back to Cyprus with you.

Will is mine, all mine

Why doesn't she go and stalk Ol' Ginger Beard Gareth? He could do with a MiliWife who could actually sing.

Maybe she could join Military Wives Choir. Theyre crap, she'll fit right in.

Oh x post wif Col.

They really don't like her, do they?

She was GHASTLY!!

The contestants must be told to be polite and just say thank you to the crap nonsensical 'advice'

Can we share?

I'm sure he's man enough for the both of us

Hope he hasn't brought his bald bodyguards with him. Scary.

This has to be the bitchiest most honest thread ever. Love it.
Brian and Gary!

I think you will (arf)find Will is already mine

Max my ass. That's wee Nicky from last year's X Factor. Bring on the Black Watch tartan suit!

Sometimes I hear the Miliwives on local radio (SW, they still play it) and do the lolling at its shitness. Properly committed shit, that was, gawd love 'em

I love my dad alert

Nothing sexier than a male Irish dancer............oh wait.

yay!It's the irish dancing one!!

13th in the world? Good for him and his wee legs.