THE VOICE!- Ist February- 7.10pm - the auditions plod on...

[Raahh]

Apparently there are 2 sets of twins this week- which will totally blow S'Tom's mind, I'm sure. After all, he's already trotted out his favourite 'I thought you were a woman, boyo' line. It doesn't take much to confuse him.

And Our favourite Antipodean Pop pixie gets serious- by wearing specs.

Reality song contests don't get much worse better than this!

I have vodka. And dry roasted peanut.

I have a cup of tea and painkillers, I have pleurisy. But I am wearing my glasses! That Kylie, what a trendsetter.

coco pleurisy sounds vile.

I went shopping in a Big Town here in Forrin and found Irish whiskey so I'm on the Jameson for both of us

I'm tearing up at your selflessness, Fiderer.

Im not watching it. Ive decided its shite. I do have pneumonia though. Its like bring a lung infection week.

I have glasses. if i take them off, I can't hear properly. Maybe that would be the best way to watch?

Of course i wouldn't see my laptop either.

When are the knockout rounds? I'm getting bored of the fake angst, and them all telling each other to turn.

Geraldine it is shite. But I am drawn to it every week. It's a problem.

cocolepew I had Pleurisy as a teenager and was in agony....... I had two housecalls from our family friend (GP) I thought my ribs were going to break! I have had pneumonia as well and that is miserable!
I am curled up on the sofa with Bumbledog tucked up next to me under the blanket. I have had a large gin and tonic earlier!

I need cheering up after the rugby.

Its the shittish programme ever. I only watch because this thread amuses me.

Poor you Geraladine.

I'm also in the lung lurgy group, but I consider hot toddies an essential part of recovery.

I can't wait for the twins- maybe Joy Of Sex couple may yet be rivalled?

Healthy lot arent we?

Im drawn to the thread. I might find it hard to contribute if i dont watch though. Hmmmmm.

I have water. I'm on BootCamp. It might be the end of me.

Still there's cute, little will je suis to lust over, and Ricky is easy on the eye.

Would be good to view with vodka and dry roasted peanuts but BIWI might find me and whip my fat ass.

I'm just going to run in here really fast, throw this thought in and then hide for cover behind the settee, but not withstanding her national treasure status... is it just me who finds Kylie fecking annoying?

Oh i give in. I will watch it.

Hello all. I've got surprise chocolates that my mum sent me (and flowers). Ds2 seems to be coming down with lurgey, so I predict we'll all have it very soon.

It will do you good Geraldine.

It must have been v windy on that bridge, look at the state of her hair.

Coco, (and anyone else who is ill) have some hot vimto, its really soothing :) hope you feel better soon.

What is she wearing????

Hot pants?! What will kylie say? Tsk.

Oh don't ever worry about discussing how annoying any of the voice judges are. We all are.

ooh good- returnees with bigger hair than last year.

I love that we sound like a Dickensian health group, part lurgy, part hard liquor

And that we enjoy how dire The Voice is when MN'd.

Urgh.