THE VOICE!- Ist February- 7.10pm - the auditions plod on...

[Raahh]

Apparently there are 2 sets of twins this week- which will totally blow S'Tom's mind, I'm sure. After all, he's already trotted out his favourite 'I thought you were a woman, boyo' line. It doesn't take much to confuse him.

And Our favourite Antipodean Pop pixie gets serious- by wearing specs.

Reality song contests don't get much worse better than this!

I have vodka. And dry roasted peanut.

I was always a bit indifferent to kylie, but I can't stand her now.

Being advised not to give up the karaoke? Poor sod.

Nice that Ricky didn't bother to get up. He's obviously not on board with the 'don't stop but actually you should' thing.

I want someone to sing Aswad 'Don't turn Around'

it will totally confuse their little heads.

Crazy cat lady!

Remember the one last year, with the psycho girlfriend.

That.

With added cats.

Bill needs to leave

Me too coco. I never really understood all the fuss.

Cat stories... She's hoping to court the cat lover vote.

Has she stuffed the cats down her dress? What shape is she?

Oh it's Arabella Weir!

Rahh (grin)

I think they are a fake set up couple. To stop her looking like a mad cat lady.

NO NO NO.

I think this one would be a little high maintenance.

That dress must really show the cat hair.

Shes like a nodding dog

Oh, I wasn't expecting her to be good

Not bloody 'one night Only'- they should ban this. Along with that Jennifer Hudson one.

She looks like she has serious back fat. Or a few cats stuffed down the back of her dress.

Either way, she needs a bra intervention.

I'm big titted like her and would never wear a dress that shape.

At the end cats will burst from that bosom in the style of alien.

Sounds like she's from American Idol. Why sing one note only when you can warble ten?

I am so sick of this bloody songs!!

make that last note looooooooong