THE VOICE!- Ist February- 7.10pm - the auditions plod on...

[Raahh]

Apparently there are 2 sets of twins this week- which will totally blow S'Tom's mind, I'm sure. After all, he's already trotted out his favourite 'I thought you were a woman, boyo' line. It doesn't take much to confuse him.

And Our favourite Antipodean Pop pixie gets serious- by wearing specs.

Reality song contests don't get much worse better than this!

I have vodka. And dry roasted peanut.

Luv

luvvly

The family's matching t shirts will clinch it for her.

The luuuuuv thing is very annoying!!

That was to her singing not the hot Vimto suggestion. It sounds,um, interesting.

This one's hairdo is ill advised. She'll look back at this footage in 20 years and laugh at how she thought she looked awesome.

Told you!!

She's very warbly and out of tune.

Did someone stand on a porpoise?

Of course, that's the way it should be. If you're not horrified by what you wore as a teenager, you were doing it wrong.

Kylie makes me feel really violent.

I cannot believe they like her. It was awful.

Evening all.

Cal- I think it is a look that looked dated in 1986, where she nicked it from. She just needs lacy fingerless gloves.

Yes, you can tell she's from Sheffield. Luv.

How many weeks do the judges have to fill up their bingo cards?

Like SHIT does Bill Je Suis remember her.

Does Kylie wear the same dress every week?

Um. I fancy Ricky Does anyone else?

The judges are so primed- can't have the family wasting mother on t-shirts for nowt.

I agree she nicked the look from the 80s. Sadly she hasn't understood how to do it properly.

The edge cutting through is not a good thing. Voices that go right through you are not pleasant.

She'll go with big willie stylee.

Stop saying Errrrrr!

She should enter the hotdogs or legs competition instead.