THE VOICE!- Ist February- 7.10pm - the auditions plod on...

[Raahh]

Apparently there are 2 sets of twins this week- which will totally blow S'Tom's mind, I'm sure. After all, he's already trotted out his favourite 'I thought you were a woman, boyo' line. It doesn't take much to confuse him.

And Our favourite Antipodean Pop pixie gets serious- by wearing specs.

Reality song contests don't get much worse better than this!

I have vodka. And dry roasted peanut.

80s skyline New York muzak.

Geraldine- that would have been great.

I fancy Ricky too < blush >

Coco- no he doesn't.

And he is...........! Push the button!!!!

It's just competent karaoke. He sounds terrified.

Haha to the counting song from Sesame Street.

This is crap.

Hes missed a trick.

If these are the ones that got through to the shows just think how crap the others were

Geraldine

I wish Bill. je suis would push Kylie back when she starts swaying.

Oh.

But he was much better than Windswept returnee.

Lucky escape for the judges there.

I'll say it. I do miss Jessie J.

Kylies wondering what his cosmetic surgeons number is

I agree he looks very good for 56. Usually you think they're 56 and they tell you that they're 35 on these kind of things.

Ricky's hawt.

"Poor Barney" said one of the waiting room supporters.
Not the first time I guess.

Well jessy j did know what it was like to be a woman in a mans world.

Kylie just wishes she could tell weird stories like will.he.is

My family would judge me if I frequented casinos...

I miss the pleather

No, a female, a female in a man's world.

As she never stopped reminding everyone.

Its hard to let go when your face has 60 per cent less skin and 35 per cent more botulism too, eh kylie?