THE VOICE!- Ist February- 7.10pm - the auditions plod on...

[Raahh]

Apparently there are 2 sets of twins this week- which will totally blow S'Tom's mind, I'm sure. After all, he's already trotted out his favourite 'I thought you were a woman, boyo' line. It doesn't take much to confuse him.

And Our favourite Antipodean Pop pixie gets serious- by wearing specs.

Reality song contests don't get much worse better than this!

I have vodka. And dry roasted peanut.

Kylie is channelling olivia newton john in grease but less elastic and with more anal parasites.

Lord, I might ask for that to be deleted.

Suffolk- it's definitely a set up. It's why we luv it. Or something.

Ricky is one of the reasons I watch total mid life crisis alert he's very endearing

Hester Yes! Although I am old enough to be his mother

He lost a bit of meat, and he looks better for it.

He has a look of Rhys Ifans about him.

Bingo!

What a shock!

Actually this annoys me, surely they know who they wNt as a judge before they go in stage...if not, they should!

I agree it's a total set up. There's no way all four of them would turn round.

She's very annoying (Ricky's had a lucky escape I feel )

I cannot stand this indecisive crap. It is not good television.

And they have clearly all decided how they'd rank the judges before they come on anyway. Which makes it more annoying.

I almost miss jessy j. Almost not quite.

It's bad when you're considering missing Jessie j at all.

Oh lord. The singing accountant.

I love that he have them those photos. What great hair from the past.

He's 56? He has left it a bit late to be a pop star

56!!

This guy is local to me! Lets hope he is good!!

This is not going to end well.

Bunny had some interesting hair styles over the years

I hope he does the counting song from sesame street

I totally miss Jessie. Kylie is shit.

He's a singing accountant Elton John tribute act!

He doesnt look 56