X FACTOR Week 2-the RESULTS THREAD! Who do we love, and who will be heartbroken?

[Raahh]

I have woken up this morning with a sore throat and no voice.
Sadly, the same is probably not true of the contestants.

So, I thought I would start the results thread now, in case I am too ill to care later

I have replaced with lemsip, which is probably a good thing at 10.30am.

So -the Merkins versus....

I think Draggy is going to stick around for a while

I agree Pete, she can actually sing.

Oh Shitty. Get on with it.

Oh fuck off shitsinger

Louis likes a comedy act, eek

Ooh, will Louis side with Shazza?

Shut up Sharon.

God , I hate her.

The Wang has DEADLOCK
And we know how well that goes

That's revolting.

I mean that I think that she can really sing when given the right song.

Kingsland road have that 1 merkin who can really sing and 1 who isn't bad. The others are meh.

Of fuck me. Now NOW I'm complaining to Ofcom!!!!

Fucking hell, Shazza.

Stop with yer schermazing shitey. She was schite and ye know it.

oh my god Sharon sit down

I can't stand these two together.

Shazzas back fat! Noooo

What in god's name is Sharon wearing?

Sharon looks rough tonight.

Just fucking punch her, Louis.

Bazza is very unimpressed by Shazza.

Aw, Draggy Nanfucker is no more. One appearance on This MOrning, one on Loose Wimmin and she's back to her van.

Sharon you have nothing Louis is interested in.

Sharon Osbourne is a mess

How annoying is this programme tonight?

Every single act and aspect has pissed me right off

Sharon and Shelly can't do as much for Loius as them boys can

Now she had a CHILD!

Don't we feel bad, now?

no