Currying favour with Sir Allan The Apprentice thread

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Is it just me, or is this the worst series ever?

She must have to get up before she goes to bed to trowel on that lot, old Norn Iron. And the hair

Nice boardroom hair from karren.

I'd go for deadly because the actual food is sort of ok.

Myles is looking rather badger striped in the boardroom

I think the Deadly Dinners packaging is ok - don't know what those parents were whingeing on about.

I do like it when they have to pretend to larf at his jokes.

Nails in coffin there, Myles. Tappy tap

Stop nicking Jason's words you bitch.

Neckbeard is a slimy git, isn't he? Manipulative tosser.

I never go shopping with the DCs for food so would never buy either.

Why didn't he cook?

More heat in a snowman's nose

Wabbit is positioning herself to stab Neckbeard in the back for his decision not to have her cook. God, she is IMPRESSIVELY conniving.

I do hope they're gearing up to call Neckbeard and Wabbit on why the feck they didn't cook.

20 minutes - that's not a pitch that's a sentence.

Can't believe Luisa is now saying she tried to say she had the most experience at cooking!!!! She is so conniving!!!

They're going to turn on fake Stella. Which is kind of unfair.

She is, isn't she Andi.

NOOOOO!

Travesty.

Oh god, this means she'll be here again next week - wabbiting on.

I hope miles goes!

Those fuckers won

Your treat is that you hate each other

Teflon Wabbit.
Lucky Fakey Stella - getting to spend more time with them