Currying favour with Sir Allan The Apprentice thread

[Allthingspretty]

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Is that the new fusion fashion from 1993?

seriously, what IS oh my pow?! She keeps saying it and it sounds increasingly ridiculous each time!

Myles is FALLING OVER HIMSELF to silently point out how SHIT he thinks the Count is.

Is wabbit's team's meal meant to be for kids? Because I'm not convinced they would find the noodles easy to cope with.

If I were a buyer and they came out with that pitch they wouldn't need the microwave.

I did chipping!

If Leah got any more "so excited" I think she might actually crack a smile and be believable (I note the body language... Leah shakes her head at the same time as saying how wonderful the product is).

Switching to phone because laptop is prehistoric.

Does Neckbeard not know he shouldn't be looking at his notes when pitching?

They all talk over Norn Iron and it becomes a problem with them having no confidence in her? Not, frinstance, a problem with them being sexist upthemselves bastards? No? Goodo.

NECK BEARD I HATE YOU

Don't tell people what to think

WHY is everyone so obsessed with fusion?

Chipping. Allowing Louisa to help with branding where she would have been better doing the baking.

Myles looks like he is fighting to save his place

Oh my pow vs deadly dinners - whic would you buy?!

Yes red. Holding the book in front of her chest in classic self defence mode too.

Chub - it's for students.

Pop pop pop!

Jordan Hoffsteader does a better speak than Neckbeard.

Yeah they are sexist dicks... but this does not mean she isn't just shit SuePurblybilt.

The two are not mutually exclusive!

Camel - neither, but if my life depended on it - deadly.

Urgh, I've just read that Mail link- Wabbit is one of THOSE girls who pretend to be lesbians and snog their mates at the bar. Just yuck.

Gah. A lipstick lesbian, that used to be called, Boff. Which oddly made me think of dog's willys.

How on earth did Stella not just tell her to STFU?

While wearing the kind of clothes that leave little to the imagination BOF?

I HATE WABBIT (and Norn, but not so much)

How does time go sp fast when this is on?