Masterchef - new thread

[PseudoBadger]

Get in here Stairs :o

Is Sophie just going to open 20 yogurts and pop some fruit on the top?

Ooh I hope they do something I can pinch for my paleo diet! (Not a diet, a way of eating!)

Haha!

And agin I implore

WHY THE FECK ARE THEY MAKING NEW STUFF????????!

A 30 second poached egg...

Ketchup man needs a pressure cooker

30 seconds LOL

Why the hell pick hollandaise, a notoriously easy sauce to stuff up, if you don't know how to make it?!?

Because they are irritating twats... 20 slices of white, sorted

Why are none of them using the cling film and microwave method!

imust I've never made it. What things can go wrong?

I thought she did hundreds of poached eggs every single weekend

This is rapidly becoming car crash tv

Is that sourdough? I hate sourdough and so do my teeth

A bit of a egg carnage there.

I like mackerel but not sure about with hollandaise.

Icky.

That's a waitrose grande mange paysan Davros

Just bizarre. Nothing else to say.

It's easy to split and can be tricky to get the balance right between too buttery / too acidic. Love it but not something to make under pressure unless you are super confident with it.

Jaw breaker bread either way!