Masterchef - new thread

[PseudoBadger]

Get in here Stairs :o

'sad watery splodge'

I bloody hate beetroot. Especially hollowed out tubes of it. With duck

badger that is gross

Failed at the final climax

badger

Uh oh, the pressure got to him

I'm sorry! I just had to say what I saw.

I feel a tad sorry for him actually

Blimey that duck was still quacking.

Nothing nicer than a hot beetroot. not arsed about with cheese or with nasty vinegar though.

Did that duck dish not look a bit like a vagina?

Why only one course each? Not enough time as 5 of them I guess?

Your drawing won't help you now, love

Why is she slicing the duck with the grain?
it's wrong, will be tough.

Ha ha, tastes shite but does it look like the drawing?

I've never had hot beetroot I don't think

I hate it when someone is going as fast as humanly possible and they are there going "hurry up" ...errr fuck off

spots instead of smears. Well...

Thank you Madame! Thank god it wasn't just me :o

More vagina duck!

Yoni duck

I thought the duck looked more like the flaps, madame

Why does John stick his tongue right out when he eats.

Am I the only one who secretly wishes one of them would trip and send everything flying on their way through the door?

Fuck a duck.

Ooooh just read your post!

Was too chicken to post about the sauce looking like blood though!