Its Wednesday again! OBEM time.

[BarnYardCow]

Have we any new arrivals since last week?

I just don't get how these women can labour knowing the cameras are on. I would totally get stage fright!

Its only 10am.... and she's moaning about food

Glad it's not just me that wants to slap her for moaning that some people have a greater need for a C

I reckon 6.45pm

Does c section man need to go back to work or something?

What a selfish wanker

Awww water mum is doing so well!

Not taking to the section couple at all. You will be done when you are. Stop asking for a time FFS.

Oh dear. I had every spare member of staff on the unit, plus a few extras called in from home, for my delivery. Dread to think what anyone else waiting for theatre was told that night!

Aww to catching your own baby, thats awesome!

Awwwww

I don't think they get it do they?

I reckon there might be more to it than her just being hungry.

Oh wow she made that look easy

What position do they think other people are in? Everyone's worried, many people have other children to worry about...

Loved that.

Although not sure about the extra letters in the name. What's wrong with just Robyn?

Water births are just AMAZING! Baby Robynne seemed to shoot out

I was here but dozed off. Important matter- which mid wife's hair?

Fingers crossed here for a wb. Preferably at home!

Watching OBEM after giving birth doesn't frighten me, it just makes me sad.

Must try harder to get over it!

Yay to water birth lady.

She did well, so nice to hear them cry, you know they are ok then.

Mayan I don't know either! who has the wig???

The one with the lovely shiny bob, Mayan. It's like mine, only...superior

Oh - I didn't see the spelling. What was it?

I can just about forgive her for calling her first Saffron (presuming that's the spelling) as she was only just 15. When I was 15 I'd probably have called a baby Marie Osmond Abba or some such.