EASTENDERS thread..

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You watch Easties?

What??? Mac again? I did sense some bizarre chemistry between him and Lucy the other night but shrugged it off as just too weird!

I wa trying to figure out that about Lauren too. The Beginning of the Bad was when she found the DVD of max and Stacey. That then made her the catalyst (in her eyes) for the first break down of the family.

Then max was a twat and she ended up trying to kill him, which landed her in juvenile detention and then in the care system for a while I think? Then she came back and max was a twat, max was a twat again and her mum got off with her uncle, roxys lover and then married a dullard while max disappeared and her half brother died.

It's not pleasant but it's nothing compared to, say, whitneys life.

I'm impressed twll

Max for a bald ginger tosser seems to get the ladies

Gawd knows how

I would do max until his head exploded

Yeah I agree Blondes

Just about to watch last night's episode.

I remember reading somebody describing Max as a giant prawn or shrimp, because he's so pink and translucent looking Miserable devil too, and he mumbles. Yet the women do flock to him!

Peter Beale Junior? I'd completely forgotten all about him.

Another new actor to play Peter - between him and Janine they must be the most replaced characters

Just need Stephen to come back from America now and the Beale clan will be complete

Who on earth styles Lucy? She could almost be 30+ rather than the early twenties, I think, she's supposed to be. That suit with tailored shorts was so unflattering.

YY to Lucy looking dreadful last night.

Lucy is not the best actor either. She seems to have only two stances - arms crossed and arms uncrossed.

And one facial expression - cats bum face.

If she smiled would her face blow apart or something?

I haven't noticed that. I think Phil and Jack both do it, but after they've finished speaking.

Yes, Ian Beale and his Revolting Traits. When he was with Janine during her bizarre prostitute phase ...

Nice to see Peter back, he's been away having head transplant surgery.

Why do they force soap actors and actresses into these horrible slurpy French kisses? Little is left to the imagination; surely its "eww" for most viewers, and why should actors be forced to do this private act?

Anyway, enjoying the jokes here! I've stopped watching Eastenders for a while as I found the storylines very repetitive, Lauren getting drunk and moping around (again), Max and his wife getting down 'an dirty, etc. Will wait for the Christmas Special when things get good for a while .

In TV review it says 'Alice spends night with Michael'. Might just be sleep on sofa thing though?

ALL of Ian's kids have been replaced now, without him noticing. Excellent parenting there.

I have said it before, but I will say it again. Michael is amazing.

So did MICHEAL pop Alice's cherry?

Hmmm but Alice did say that it was her first time. Maybe Half Moon wasn't up to the job?

I didn't think Anthony did the deed with ALICE?