EASTENDERS thread..

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You watch Easties?

Omfgg.

YY, glad I'd finished eating by then.

Amandine, I reckon Oscar's dahn the estate wiv Liam and Cain. He'll be swaggering up the steps in the morning, flashing a new Blackberry and calling his mother a slaag.

I haven't seen tonight's episode yet. Less of the (always brilliant -but depressing) Bianca and Liam and more of Mr Angry Egg (thanks notquiteperfect now I can't eat eggs!) and his magnetic charm, well, not really but I am finding Bianca storyline a bit too "real".

Has Tanya not pride??

Sharon and Shirley's sloppy seconds - well thirds

Yes - thirds! Laffing !

And Sharon is just really sooo not cool about the Tranya/Angry Egg thing is she.

Urghhh. Dinner just came up.

Yes I'm Curious about carols cardies. I just cannot take my eyes off the drapage when she's on screen. And they're all beige and varying lengths of waterfall-ness. Hmmm.

Also, why does Kirsty always have one false eyelash almost falling off? How come mas gets to post only in his area? Where does Tanya get multiple pairs of wedge suede boots? Why has everyone moved out of dots to the b&b. Everyone is there these days.

Drunk Tanya isn't a pretty sight.

The Bianca storyline is great but yy very uncomfortable.

How on earth does everyone afford the B&B? Surely it must be at least £90 a night? How much do they pay junior mechanics, barmaids and launderette assistants these days?

... and how many rooms has it got, anyway? Have Kim and Denise built a bed shed in the back? Are they in fact MrsDeVere's neighbours??
We should be told.

I wondered about the b&b

The only people who stay there seem to live in the square but leave home to stay there

Yes sharononeck seems very unhappy that TANYA and phil are together

Then again she's with a bloke who slept with his wife's sister

Oh yes she did the same - as in her husbands brother ie phil

They have to shag their way through families, Blondes, as they're not allowed to have relationships with anyone from outside the square! Very limited gene pool. Explains a lot

It's amazes me that everyone has a job on/in the square

No one drives or gets a tube to work

The only one think was Bradley who escaped to work and look what happened to him .......

And how the hell does the car lot manage to pay max a salary. He rarely sells a car and they are all bangers and low costs anyway

Selling one of those wouldn't pay his monthly mortgage and b&b bill

Once again this thread is more entertaining than the actual programme!

Carole's cardies

Everyone leaving home to live at the b&b

Everyone working in/only allowed to shag people living in The Sqwaaare

Errr yuk cringe, just watching Tanya and phil, quite possibly the most disgusting thing iv ever witnessed on a soap.

But let me put this to you all..... What is more revolting/disgusting/vomit inducing......

Tanya and Phil?
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Kat and DEREK
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I would have Derek over Phil I lie I just hate how every half attractive woman is expected to fall for Phil at some point, the only pairing of his that looked even the tiniest bit realistic was Shirley. Did anyone notice Sharon's shoulder making an appearance? Still no sign of a neck but that was a cracking bit of shoulder acting.

Wtf have they done to Mas? When did he become a lech? Very cringey watching him trying to impress the fitness instructor, hate EE writers give established characters complete personality changes.

I'm obsessed with Carols waterfall cardies. There was an episode where they all went outside in the pouring rain and she put a waterfall cardie over the top of her waterfall cardie.

All the couples are unbelievable atm, none of them seem right together. DH and I have been guessing which bizarre pairing will happen next, Tamwar and Bianca? Dot and Ray?

yes Sharron's shoulders are revolting. Why do the directors think it is a good look and it is freezing not Summer. also Lucy has no neck either.

Will keep an eye out for Carols cardies and why does she always have a silly ponytail. could she not leave her hair down for once.

Dot and Ray! Bwahhhhahahah!

I'm gutted that I missed Carol's Double Waterfall Cardie moment Must pay more attention.

I woul stick needles in my eyes before I would consider either phil or Derek!!

How very dare you even put that image in my head

Carol has waterfall cardies for all occasions. It's a big woolly one in winter, a slightly smarter one for the vic or for dates and a nice rust coloured one she pulls out at Xmas. It's also interesting to note that her ample busoms really maximise the drapage effect. I missed the double waterfall moment too. But I have seen her use the bottom of the drapes to dry her hands after making tea.

Blimey! Waterfall carries are clearly like fans were in the seventeenth century!

Cardies (flippn predictive text)

Friday something was missing from Patrick's face I'm sure of it.