EASTENDERS thread..

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You watch Easties?

Phil smiling is just CREEPY

In reference to earlier zombie theories - I had a cheaply-made-horror-movie moment last night when Liam was locked upstairs and Bee-Ankah, Carol and Kim's ex (whose name has gone out of my head) were downstairs. "He's not the same boy", "he's changed...he's like a different person". All that was missing was some creepy music and groaning from outside and it could have been a classic zombie film. I'm telling you, Phil has infected him

Haven't posted on here for a while, still watching although I am finding the Bianca storyline very difficult to watch.

Sharon's lips were acting their lipgloss off the other night. All that quivering and emoting, I swear I saw them continue to quiver even when she wasn't talking - watch closely and you'll see what I mean.

Ooooh, Taaaarnya has some new boots which like most of what she wears do absolutely nothing for her, seeing as she has shagged most of the eligible men in her circle it was only a matter or time before they tried to pair her with Phil. In what universe would a woman like Taaarnya even consider grandad Phil, in what universe would he have the likes of Sharon and Taaarnya fighting over him??? (you know it's leading to that)

They've cleaned up Kirsty a bit so she doesn't always have that "just been shagged senseless" look about her.

When did Ian start wearing that hat?

Does Carol ever wear anything but a waterfall cardie?

Obviously I watch for the hard hitting realism, obviously.

Still hate poxy roxy and her nasty hair extensions and fake channel (yes channel!) jackets.

Moomoo - Bianca has my dressing gown (from Next).

Tanya left for a bit and then came back again. Don't think she'd going god good though. Tanya and phil - ew

I'd forgotten about this thread! Marking place

Tanya can't shag Phil. She just can't!

She will, won't she.

she does after a drunken night, eeeewww

You'd have to be very drunk!

I was beginning to wonder Rufus! It's getting a bit dusty in here! Would love to know why we're all still watching it....maybe we're all hoping for the happy storylines that will never happen

Hey, more posts! Amandine - good thinking - I was hoping B would break down the door and find Liam had turned into a great slimy mass and was crawling all over the walls, like Quatermass.
Also, how did he have a pee after all those hours locked in his room? See, aliens/zombies don't have natural bodily functions.
Demon seed loose in The Square. Perhaps the kids are all silent cos they are really baby Damiens. 666 Albert Square. Look out for the house numbers.

Painted...the function of prog like EE is to remind us all that our own lives/family aren't really that bad/poor/boring/dysfunctional/crap. If EE was happy, we'd all feel even worse than we do now. Like all quick mood-fixes it's horribly addictive. Re-hab anyone?

Well we weren't shown what Oscar was up to when he locked Tanya out were we? Perhaps he's the leader, Children of the Corn anyone? Denny is freakishly compliant too - leading them to have a false sense of security perhaps?

Moo I've often wondered where they source Bianca's wardrobe !

Twitchy I agree why on earth would anyone be attracted to a bald, overweight, uneducated, knuckle-scraping shaved monkey who resembles an angry boiled egg most of the time? Are women really that desperate? (Sadly, when I look around at some friends & family and see what they've chosen to hook up with rather than be alone, I think EE could be quite accurate in this respect).

EE could do with an injection of humour. Bianca/Liam story line really sad

Maybe they'll just keep Liam locked in and he'll become a "flowers in the attic" child...perhaps that's what happens to children on the square and would explain their frequent absenses...... they are all being held hostage in their bedrooms

I also wondered how Liam relieved himself. Out the window, perhaps?

Wednesday nights are rubbish.

Bring on tonight's episode!

Poor Liam if he wanted the other

also how does Tanya have time to sit in the cafff when she runs a business, has 3 children etc. most women would be running home to put washing on, prepare a meal, shop for food etc or is there a magic fairy in her house.

Tanya is a terribly written character. Makes no sense.

Is anyone else finding roxy particularly revolting at the moment. Bianca story is so sad. She is a terrific actress.

Omg, the reference to flowers in the attic has taken me back to my teens one of the most bizarre and disturbing stories ever.

attracted to a bald, overweight, uneducated, knuckle-scraping shaved monkey who resembles an angry boiled egg most of the time?

pmsl ^^

surprised liam didnt break a window and get out that way

I'm confused about Oscar being 'out'. Where does a 5yo go of an evening without his parents?

really a year since 'hev' was killed :(

I thought they nearly made sense of Tanya when she went to see Ava on a pretext, then ran away because Ava's normal and she realised she isn't!

Sadly she's back to blowing around the edges of everyone else's dramas. I wonder if the writers are going to keep Ava & Dexter sane, or will they catch the Wolford Weird virus??

I kept wondering what Liam was doing about a pee, too, and why he didn't leg it out the window! Just going to catch up on tonight's episode now, supper's ready :)

I was just a little bit sick in my mouth. Noooooo Tanya!

Nooooooooooo.