EASTENDERS thread..

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You watch Easties?

Shirley should move into the allotment shed and become the squares resident bag lady.

That way she could go round abusing people with impunity and tell a few home truths into the bargain...

i wanted to know if that was the same shed where the murder took place years ago. Its seen a lot of action, that shed!

I agree, she would make a great random bag lady character, popping up in scenes and shout totally inappropriate and irrelevant stuff!

Brighter, I do like your plan for Shirley to become the Shakespearian Fool of Wolford! It's genius Hope the directors/producers are reading!

Shipwreck, it wasn't Murder Shed - unless it's gone seriously downhill since then - but it could be the same shed where Ian shagged Mandy. Must pay more attention to sheds, as well as waterfalls.

Is it not the shed where Lucas killed his ex then? Are there many sheds?

i thought it was arfurs shed, ie lucas murder place and also shagging shed for lusty lovers

Lucas killed his druggie ex in there. Shame they went down the serial killer route with him, he was fit.

Thanks garlic .

Didn't one of Denise's Husbands stash an ex wifes body in that shed ?

Tanya and Sharon could give up on boiled egg Phill and frankenstein Jack and fall in love with each other instead....

Yeah I did like Lucas. The eastends best comedy villain.

Sharon is just a joke isn't she. And what's with the bloody excessive eye makeup? Scary.

at boiled egg Phil and Frankenstein Jack!!

was so funny when tanys saw phil out and the 3 behind her, 2 daughters and mum said together phil really

though i must admit that when camera first showed phil tucked up in bed, he looked all cute and fluffy asleep

'blondes takes herself off to mental asylum'

The "leader" of the gang that Liam is in... he infuriates me beyond words I WANT TO SLAP HIM

I'm sorry, but I have to say it...

Like FUCKERY does Ava live right next to the nasty estate. Little miss deputy head of swanky private school, now head of inner London primary.

Like.
Fuck.

I can stomach many unbelievable things from EE, but this may be one step too far...

Those gang members are such crap actors...

Least scary gang ever!!

Blondes - if you start getting warm and furry feelings about Phil you will be excommunicated from this thread.
Twil - I did wonder how much a head teacher earns and why Ava eligible for council house on sink estate.
I think the gormless gang leader looks like an alien and Liam is such a goon HE needs a good slapping.
Always thought The Square and its residents were bottom of social heap but now they have introduced an even worse hell-hole. So are Square residents sort of middle-class now?
Estate dwellers even more thick/criminal/dysfunctional/plug-ugly.
No blondes though.

Thought carol lived on an estate very similar to that with billy? And aren't some of the houses on Albert square council owned?

Yes, but Stenders is clearly following the zeitgeist by claiming there's always a "them" worse than "us" Any minute now, there'll be a legal immigrant who's to blame for everything.

Jeez ....that night of the living dead ,overacting gang boss , he'll probably make good and go and live in the " care in the community" tardis B&B

I'm sorry :(

Was a moment of madness. Blame the lack of sleep as I work nights

And yes I thought posh Ava living in 'that' estate was a bit much

Very gormless gang leader

Still can't believe its been a year since hev died

No one else said anything apart from phil and jay giving mean full looks and poor Shirley remembering.

Any day now there will be a scandal involving Hev burgers. Perhaps the characters that go 'Abroad' or 'dead' is a euphansim for a aliens' meat-processing industry. The locals eat cheap processed ready-meals then morph into zombie gang-members. So, Hev now=alien gang leader.
(Am getting bit worried about myself).

I'm sorry, I'm like a broken record buuuuuut

Whaaaaaaaaat the fuck was Ava doing just casually walking along one of the walkways in one if the flats???

Of all the glaring inconsistencies that EE has, Ava is the one that is doing my actual nut in.

Can someone PM when the plot goes back to Sharon and her over-acting lips, this current storyline with Bianca and Liam is just a bit too grim, why is Ava just popping up everywhere?, she runs the yoof group in the community centre, was head of a private school, now works in local Walford school, I half expect to see her serving pints in the Vic before rushing to switch pinnies with Dot in the launderette after which she goes to do the night shift at the caff - actually lets just sack the rest of the cast and just have Ava playing every character, she'd make an excellant PhiL- dispensing sage advice whilst battering the shit out of someone with a tyre ironis that an actual thing?

I just found this thread and must say this is far more entertaining than Eastenders itself. But unfortunately together with Hollyoaks I watch every episode and record it when I cant.

I had a friend stay for just over a week so was catching up on EE and was almost sick with the Tanya & Phil storyline. Really? Same question is it as bad or even worse than Kat & Derek. At least Kat does not try to come across as posh like Tanya. I also loved her girls and mums reaction after Phil left.

Re: Ava. Please correct me if I am wrong. But when Tanya found her and she was teaching at the posh school. She decided to move nearer to the family and applied for the local school job, which she got. I remember her saying to Cora she is now looking for a place nearby. Yet in the episode with her and Bianca at her house where she talks about Dexter being part of a gang and him growing up with his best mate who ended up dead on the Estate. How is that possible if they only just moved to the area. Bloody writers. Or maybe I should spend more time finishing my website instead of watching EE.

Yes yes! I agree. And they had the cheek to try and foist bulgey eyes Masood on us as the squares new eligible hunk. No faarking way.