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any ideas who kats seeing EASTENDERS

204 replies

gloomywinters2 · 05/12/2012 16:42

i have been racking my brains wondering is it one of the braning brothers i thought it was derick at first don,t no why any suggestions.

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cocolepew · 20/12/2012 20:13

You'd need a Tena Lady after Greeny. Do they soak up saliva?

GlaikitFizzogTheChristmasElf · 20/12/2012 20:17

Oh my god you lot are disgusting! I can never unread what I have just read!!

FestiveFiggy · 20/12/2012 20:19

Damn it why didn't I stick with my first instincts said all along until yesterday it was Derek!!

Good acting from old Shane there!!

Jojobells1986 · 20/12/2012 20:20

Just watched it... One thought: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

GreenyEyes · 20/12/2012 20:21

Roffle @ Tena Lady

Drool down to your knees and his floppy greasy fringe resting on your mons. But yes, at least you wouldn't see his face.

I've made myself sick now.

Blondeshavemorefun · 20/12/2012 20:22

Greeny eyes - gawd that's disgusting

And yes I thought about smoking ban

Derek??? Really???

Obv a tad deranged and maybe should join jean in the pill popping

Lovely cute Alfie :(

GlaikitFizzogTheChristmasElf · 20/12/2012 20:24

Greeny you are sick, sick in the head! Xmas Grin

GreenyEyes · 20/12/2012 20:25

I know. I disgust myself Grin

RedToothbrush · 20/12/2012 20:26

Well that was shit. And predictable.

Shit story line.

What next? Derek tops himself and Max is Joey's Dad, hence why Max always sticks up for and defends Derek cos he's guilty and why Derek is so desperate for Joey's approval?

I really bloody hope not.

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland · 20/12/2012 20:28
Xmas Grin

Eww nope I couldn't with Derek, he is proper yucky!

I'm trying to remember Kats last man but I cannot think, she did leave for some years though, then I left them... Oh I remembered it the boxing gym guy, who is he again? He was Alfies friend or something, he is her babies Dad, yes that it....yup slapper!

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland · 20/12/2012 20:29

I'm dissapointed tbh! I really thought I figured it all out, so who will ruin Tanya and Max's next wedding now then I wonder.

McPheastOfStephen · 20/12/2012 20:32

Eurgh I feel like scrubbing Kat with a Brillo pad

Jingleallthejay · 20/12/2012 20:33

we all knew it was derek for weeks and months there has been threads it is derek yes it is derek blah blah, but when the reveal came i honestly thought i was gonna heave ewwwww derek !

Jingleallthejay · 20/12/2012 20:34

Eurgh I feel like scrubbing Kat with a Brillo pad

she needs sheep dipped

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland · 20/12/2012 21:26

I would watch what you say she will be shagging sheep next, she is surely getting desperate now, might be an idea, put her off the men!

Bakingnovice · 20/12/2012 21:48

Eurghhhhhhh. Disturbing visuals in my head!!!

Grossest storyline in the history of the world. In terms of nasty buggers Kat and Derek are very suited. Eurghhhhhhhh. Triple boak.

SinisterBuggyMonth · 20/12/2012 22:32

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toldmywrath · 20/12/2012 22:33

Yes Sparkling I agree-that boy Shane Richie deserves all he gets because of the way he treated the poor Nolan sister.

MildredIsMyAlterEgo · 20/12/2012 22:44

Derek Shock wtf! Has Kat-The-Dog got eyes? Ones that actually work?

I feel ill Sad Shock

Sparklingbrook · 20/12/2012 22:45

Grin told. maybe he is a reformed character now.

LittleBairn · 20/12/2012 22:50

Xmas Shock never mind scrubbing Kat with a brillo think I might need it to scrub my brain and eyes! It was a bad idea to read this thread before bed. Dear lord please please don't give me Derek shagging nightmares...

LittleBairn · 20/12/2012 22:51

sparkling might be mixing him up with someone else but didn't he get caught out again on his current partner.

MildredIsMyAlterEgo · 20/12/2012 22:52

LB please don't use the words 'Derek' and 'shagging' in the same sentence.

I'm struggling to hold down the bile here.

Bakingnovice · 20/12/2012 22:53

Yes! Alfie cheated on his wife with a crazy fan.

Kat is vile. Derek is vile.

nailak · 20/12/2012 22:54

"SPOILER
Max's past is back to haunt him thanks to Derek and everyone is stunned by the huge secret he's been hiding, although a smug Derek gloats about causing all the mess. A massive argument erupts between the Brannings, with Derek telling everyone what he really thinks of them. Max, Jack and Joey force Derek out of the house, but what happens next will change the family hierarchy forever?

Read more: www.digitalspy.co.uk/soaps/s2/eastenders/spoilers/a445382/maxs-secret-is-revealed-on-christmas-day.html#ixzz2FdT3Eun8
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so one of the Brannings dies then?