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any ideas who kats seeing EASTENDERS

204 replies

gloomywinters2 · 05/12/2012 16:42

i have been racking my brains wondering is it one of the braning brothers i thought it was derick at first don,t no why any suggestions.

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NotWankinginaWinterWonderland · 20/12/2012 19:59

Thank god that's out, I'm sure that's one of the longest every storylines!

Whats with all the soaps tonight? I'm missing out on some Mumsnetting here...

BluelightsAndSirens · 20/12/2012 19:59

Waahhhhhhh, that is fucking gross. They will never get the smoke smell out of the furnishings.

Fakebook · 20/12/2012 19:59

DEREK? I feel sick. Bleugh.

3ForMe · 20/12/2012 19:59

Lol greeny

LittleBairn · 20/12/2012 19:59

WTF would anyone shag Derek DEREK Of all the losers I Walford him! Id rather shag Ian during his tramp days.

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland · 20/12/2012 20:00

I missed the explanation as to why she was calling Max, did she explain?

FiercePanda · 20/12/2012 20:00

Derek has to be the least desirable man in Walford. What was Kat thinking?!

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland · 20/12/2012 20:01
Xmas Grin

Smoking ban, I never even thought about that!

Sparklingbrook · 20/12/2012 20:01

Shane Richie deserves it after what he did to that poor Nolan sister mind.

GreenyEyes · 20/12/2012 20:01

I think she said she was trying to warn Derek bit couldn't get through

MrsSJG · 20/12/2012 20:01

Apparently to warn him Alfie was on the way

Fakebook · 20/12/2012 20:01

Derek seduced her. He's getting his own back at Alfie for not selling his knock off booze and being on Phil's side. He doesn't love her, it was all a game to get back at Alfie.

LittleBairn · 20/12/2012 20:01

She called max because she couldn't get through to Derek and she wanted to warn them Alfie was on the rampage. Possibily to ask max to pass her onto Derek.

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland · 20/12/2012 20:02

Didn't even think....

Never even sounds a bit EastEndish Xmas Blush

GlaikitFizzogTheChristmasElf · 20/12/2012 20:02

Why kat why??

GingerBreadMacchiato · 20/12/2012 20:02

Dirty old Derek blergggggh

GreenyEyes · 20/12/2012 20:03

I hope this the end of 'Kat n Alfie' now, I've never understood their popularity

dexter73 · 20/12/2012 20:03

But would the fuzzy man peach Max have been a better alternative? Both are yuk!

QODRestYeMerryGentlemen · 20/12/2012 20:03

Derek the slug, leaves his slimey trail all over Kat

MickeyTheShortOne · 20/12/2012 20:04

that shouldn't even be allowed. Derek?! Vommmm.

cocolepew · 20/12/2012 20:04

Good grief it would be like kissing a toad, kissing ole liver lips. Yuk.

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland · 20/12/2012 20:04

Alfie throws her out tomorrow!

Good on him I say. I liked Kat erm... many years ago but now I find her crass/fake/slapperish and many more words I cannot spell.

So it was false for Derek but real for Kat, she has had more chances than my ex had. Xmas Grin

GreenyEyes · 20/12/2012 20:06

Imagine receiving cunnilingus from Derek [vomicon]

Sorry.

Heh.

HoHoHokeyCokeyPigInAPokey · 20/12/2012 20:09

Least you wouldn't have to see his face greeny!

cbeebiesatemybrain · 20/12/2012 20:09

Urgh Greeny I need to scrub my brain now!

Can you imagine Kat and Derek shagging?! Bleurgh!