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any ideas who kats seeing EASTENDERS

204 replies

gloomywinters2 · 05/12/2012 16:42

i have been racking my brains wondering is it one of the braning brothers i thought it was derick at first don,t no why any suggestions.

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ViviPru · 20/12/2012 13:52

Ok I'm confused.

I'm sure I heard reference previously to Max and Tanya's wedding being on Xmas eve, so why did Kat say she didn't want to have to cope with the wedding reception on her own when she was under the impression Alfie was only leaving for one night this week? Now Figgy's saying they're getting married Christmas day? WTF?

Blondes makes good points - we keep having these ridiculous hypothetical debates chez-pru about how that wouldn't happen because of such-and-such. All of the Derek puppetmaster rubbish WOULDN'T HAPPEN because Tanya would just tell Max about Lauren driving and Derek holding them to ransom by covering it up. She'd also have told Joey at her hen do too. And Joey would have told Lauren Derek's making them do it.

Gah. I'm way too invested.

3ForMe · 20/12/2012 13:59

Oh I love Derek's character!!

Think he plays it so well-especially as his dad is/was a real life east end gangster.

Love to hate him

BloominMisteltoeMarvellousWine · 20/12/2012 14:02

ViviPru They are supposed to marry on Xmas eve but then this 'secret' comes out. She then decides to forgive him and marry him anyway so they marry xmas day.

I think....

I may have been dreaming this

3ForMe · 20/12/2012 14:10

I'm thinking Lauren will kill Derek so joey doesn't have to leave walford.

Max's secret is the money thing, so Tanya cancels wedding then changes mind.

Think it's ray shagging Kat.

Not Derek, agree with who ever said he would say 'I love you'

Not max-he has his money and wedding Christmas story line.

Jacks got more class.

Blondeshavemorefun · 20/12/2012 16:48

i dither all the time

cant be derek - he really isnt a roses man and imagining that heaving on top of you dripping sweat and drool onto kats cleavage just is so wrong

'blondes shudders'

cant be a branning - sure tv just said that as a huge red herring !!!

still think possibly a moon or a slater Shock how about sean

or a female/tanya

gregssausageroll · 20/12/2012 18:09

What is Max's secret. I don't think there was anything more about it since he was standing with Derek outside a house a few months ago.

GreenyEyes · 20/12/2012 18:40

I think it's Jack.

We're supposed to think it's Derek or Max...

LittleBairn · 20/12/2012 18:56

I think it's Jack too.
Can't believe Max would be so keen to get married if carrying on with Kat.
Can't see it being Joey.
Dear lord I don't want to think of Derek shagging Kat. [boak face]

There aren't anymore Brannings?

MrsJREwing · 20/12/2012 19:01

Do we find out tonight?

LittleBairn · 20/12/2012 19:06

Yes supposed to be tonight.

GreenyEyes · 20/12/2012 19:10

Yes think so- in the last 1.5 seconds of it no doubt

3ForMe · 20/12/2012 19:36

Ooh a cloth on the lamp!!! Clarsssay!

HoHoHokeyCokeyPigInAPokey · 20/12/2012 19:36

I bet it's Max....i don't blame her - i would Xmas Blush

GlaikitFizzogTheChristmasElf · 20/12/2012 19:42

Think it's puddock features derek! Urgh! Imagine his big slobbery lips flubbering in for a kiss. Ewewewewewwwweeeeeeewwwwwwww

HoHoHokeyCokeyPigInAPokey · 20/12/2012 19:42

Surely for the sake of decency they wouldn't make it him.....he is flesh crawly vile.

LittleBairn · 20/12/2012 19:47

My money is on Derek now. Yuck. Xmas Sad

MadameCastafiore · 20/12/2012 19:47

Ooooohhh max has no eyelashes or blonde piggy ones, would freak me out!!!

Did Derek play football?

3ForMe · 20/12/2012 19:48

Got to be Derek!

I've changed my mind

GlaikitFizzogTheChristmasElf · 20/12/2012 19:49

Someone give her a shovel! She gonna have do a lot of digging to get out of this one

MadameCastafiore · 20/12/2012 19:49

Oooohhh it's ..................

It is so wrong, I want him to whack the vile bitch. Poor old wet Alfie!

MadameCastafiore · 20/12/2012 19:50

Come on, come on.

MadameCastafiore · 20/12/2012 19:51

I can't take him seriously when he says filthy, he can't say it properly!

3ForMe · 20/12/2012 19:51

Maybe Alfie kills Derek!!

GreenyEyes · 20/12/2012 19:51

This is actually quite good, I usually can't watch more than a minute of Shane Ritchie without the urge to vomit.

GreenyEyes · 20/12/2012 19:52

Shagging pmsl