X-FACTOR-Number 1's- THE RESULTS! Who was just a number 2?

[Raahh]

I didn't think I 'd make - just went to the trafford centre fireworks display as a last minute whim. it's only 10 minutes away- but i thought we would be late back. It was all over by7pm!

So- who's going to go?

RYLAN RYLAN

Sue Pinhead is dire. When he goes into shrieking tantrum mode I just want to slap him.

Got dropped by his management, Green. A sad, familiar tale. He shouldn't have won really, it should have gone to Alex or Lemar. (Lemar has a new album out btw, saw it in HMV yesterday!)

I keep forgetting about pinhead until I see him, and then I can't remember whether I like him or not

DS1 never watches the X Factor and is sat like this at the moment!

Blimey- Chowmein was awful! That song was pants, and that re-cap showed all the worst bits

Nanfucker.

Jaysis, Nanfucker was worse than ever.

And Shitsinger totally pissed as usual.

We should, jessie.

I think Rylan is in danger. Nobody slagged him this week - that always cuts the sympathy votes waaaaaay down. Plus his sleb mates - people may be copping on that he's doing this for the fame, baby. I think he's in t'trouble.

Didn't Alex win the second series of fame academy, and David Seddon, the first?

Raahh it would have been challenging to distinguish the best bits from the worst.

Going for district 3 this wk - if i am right then i win a 3 course lunch, last week i won a bottle of wine for getting Jade right!!!

I find Chow Mein is either really good, or really awful- no middle ground

DS1 has perked up!

Can someone please tell me what happened to spraggers? I know she was sick last week but missed the beginning of last nights show. Pm much appreciated!

You might be right thinking about it Raah

Whenever i hear her on radio, I cannot tell the difference between her and Pixie Lott. and a dozen other 'singers'

Nanfucker needs to go tonight, he must, he must, he must.
I think I hate him more than any X factor contestant ever, ever, ever.

Look, we're not PM-ing or talking about Spraggers, mmK? Or the thread will be full of requests and be deleted, like all the others have been.

Now, Ms KiaOra. do we like?

We won't PM about Lucy. MNHQ will delete the thread, and we don't want it littered with requests for PMs, because we like doing this each weekend!

Apparently all the teen boys like her Sue!

I wish the red button on the remote would make a huge boxing glove pop out and bop Pinhead on the mush. Don't think of Rita's singer either. Yaawwn. She's borrowed some of Madge's cast offs by the look of it.

Jesus, the moths are BRUTAL this year. They've got most of her catsuit, poor love.

I'm a bit meh about MsOra - nowt special.

I am pos my auntie Jean had that cardie in 1989

Evening.

Gwen seems to have dug into Madonna's 1980s wardrobe.

I think you're right actually Raahh...

Nanfucker and Dystentary to go. And maybe hopefully also Rylan.

I love how we have taken the egregiously offensive moniker 'Nanfucker' to our hearts so casually