X-FACTOR-Number 1's- THE RESULTS! Who was just a number 2?

[Raahh]

I didn't think I 'd make - just went to the trafford centre fireworks display as a last minute whim. it's only 10 minutes away- but i thought we would be late back. It was all over by7pm!

So- who's going to go?

RYLAN RYLAN

See, I always forget how much I hate Pinhead until he appears.

But Nanfucker can fuck off tonight

I remember when they used to mime this group song

Is this the worse year yet? I think it may well be

Bring back Fame Academy

Actually- this is the probably the very first year, i couldn't care who wins.

There's always been someone to root for. This year is just abysmal. But I will still be here, right up t't final.

That was very shrill in parts.

I hate pinhead too. so much

wow. Is it usually this y-chromosome dominated by this stage in the competition?

How many bottles of Cava did you buy Katie :)

Is Shitsinger wearing Dullisa's dress from yesterday?

Ooh, I used to love Fame Academy!

Fame Academy - now there was a show

Next year is 10 years since X Factor started, and apparently the contract with ITV is up at the end of it. Apparently Mingehead is keen to renew it, but it's going from bad to worse IMVHO.

I bought Alex Parks' album. Yep, t'was me

[shudders]

I'm 'Rooting For Rylan'

(Sorry Raah)

Man, that pretty Baby Shit knows how to work a wry smile, innit? I forsee a big future in Smash Hits centrefold, staples across his middle.

ommmward DH and I just discussing the cockfest on stage..

whispers why can't I talk about the spraggan?

They soooo should go back to miming.

I liked Fame Academy. Richard Thingy was properly nasty, but seeed to know is stuff. Carrie'n'David were a bit annoying. i thought Alex Parks (?) was great.

Kye looks really menacing. Versatile??

Wtf at Kye's hair!

Ivor

Green

on your head be it....

Remember Lemar, he could sing the phonebook he could

Whatever happened to David Dooberry, the winner

I am so tired of Pinhead having his little teenage rages on stage. It's hurting my ears. Plus he looks like Shane McGowan's tubby teenage shame stage.

Not digging ella's bellowing in slightly offkey manner

Lemar was on Loose Women recently.

God, NOT Carrie and David's popshop. No.