X-FACTOR-Number 1's- THE RESULTS! Who was just a number 2?

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I didn't think I 'd make - just went to the trafford centre fireworks display as a last minute whim. it's only 10 minutes away- but i thought we would be late back. It was all over by7pm!

So- who's going to go?

RYLAN RYLAN

I was just thinking that, Boff. I have that exact dress and hair from the don't speak vid (except my dress is a 14 , and I wash my hair), I was just pondering whether that means I'm terribly young and a hep cat, or I haven't changed my style in 15 years...

I used to have a pair of bright orange satin trousers. I coupled them with an acid green top that tied in the middle above my very flat tummy.

I bloody loved the 90s

Dropped into this thread for the first time, and it is completely nonsensical to the uninitiated! Nanfucker? Pin head? Chow mein?! Who are these people!

Can someone explain this all for me purlease?!

This is why old people shouldn't be in popular beat combos.

I will admit to owning both No Doubt and Gwen Albums. No Doubt have been going for ages. At least 20 years. 'Tragic Kingdom' was a reallygood album- but we did rather over play it in the shop i worked in.

Me too, Greeny. Mine was above a launderette, in Oxford. We played Don't Speak loudly, at every break up. That and Alanis.

The root maintenance for her barnet must be constant. How has it not turned to Brillo after all these years?

"Old people"! Wtf

I had black ones, Ivor, and a black satin jacket to go with. Right sexy, that.

My 15 year old DD has just declared No Doubt to be "weird"...

They certainly like their tartan!

Ah- now Alanis used to get me in trouble, for forgetting to skip the sweary bits

My kids thought that was tragic

And Skunk Anansie. Where are they? Deaded?

Just found three frozen Mr Kipling lemon cakes, am thawing them out on a radiator. Should be fine in about ten minutes.

LoveBox

Nanfucker = Cardiac = Chris
Pin head = arthur (because he has a small head)
Chow mein = Jahmein (because that's what his name sounds like)
Baby Shits = Union J (because they wear trousers that are baby shit coloured)
Postcode 3 = pretty obvious (District 3)
And I can't remember what everyone calls Kai but it isn't complementary and almost certainly refers to chimneys

Rylan and Ella have no nicknames

Nanfucker (aka Cardiac Chris) = Christopher Maloney
Chow Mein = Jahhrrrmaaynne
Dysentery = District 3
Chimney Sweep = Kye
Baby Shits = Union J

er, think that's it.

Dip 'em in tea, Katie. Speed things along.
If ANY of you buy Apeface's album, we're on non-speakers, ok?

Hi there:

Nanfucker - Chris Maloney
Chow Mein - Jahmane
Pin Head - James Arthur

Sue, what if we're given it as a present?

We have called Kye Chimbley, Medieval, Harald, PissHoles, Duckface - all sorts.

I think we should go for ManFlue.

Tut - oh really

^ which was jessie's name obvs. Not stealing credit there

Am very jealous of your Mr Kipling Lemon Cakes Katie. Ooooooh here we go

Rylan was called DickDastardly, briefly,- but he bleached his hair back. I call him 'crap' but others like him

The judges and the rats?

I'm the same age as them there old folks, but I'm not honking out a dirge whilst staggering around like the population of Darlington on a Saturday night. Just awful.