X-FACTOR-Number 1's- THE RESULTS! Who was just a number 2?

[Raahh]

I didn't think I 'd make - just went to the trafford centre fireworks display as a last minute whim. it's only 10 minutes away- but i thought we would be late back. It was all over by7pm!

So- who's going to go?

RYLAN RYLAN

Ivor
You speak with forked tongue.

Ivor Will is luffly< la la la not listening>

I'll bet you also think Rylan is entertaining dontcha?

I would like to be friends with Raahh and Sue.

You could come round and visit Will in his cupboard.

Will was great in the film Mrs Henderson Presents (great film). I live him too zmd I was partial to Darius o ce he cut off the ponytail and lost the goatee. Fidn't he turn up in another talent show much improved?

Ooer, stupid phone!

Rylan is definitely growing on me, Raahh. Rather like a festering polyp.

Oh-oh, did someone mention Darius?..........

gareth was married??? he's only 12!

Gareth was on 'Dancing on Ice' I think he married a dancer. She was there watching him every week. The luffly Will doesn't need to stoop to further reality shenanigans unlike Rylan

Darius did the Maestro/Opera thing? Having changed his name from Danesh, to Campbell(his mother's maidenname, iirc.

I am waiting for the Darius pic

sits on hands

You people , I have a JOB you know. I can't be here all the jeffing time, posting knob pictures.
I'll go find it.

Oooh a picture of Darius' knob? Gimmie!!

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.homofactual.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/darius_kilt.jpg&imgrefurl=dev.homofactual.com/page/3/&h=780&w=500&sz=122&tbnid=YqZH4mJb1WmTdM:&tbnh=281&tbnw=180&prev=/images%3Fq%3DDarius%2BKilt&zoom=1&q=Darius+Kilt&usg=__rUG6IiymRrCQDMEWx_3tvLOdgwE=&sa=X&ei=cUPDTPiyK8WOjAeUtf1N&ved=0CB4Q9QEwAA" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Ma, he's making EYE at me

Ivor, are you newbier than I thought? I post that pic practically monthly

Did everyone see in the paper that Nanfucker has admitted to voting for himself! Not only, that when the auditions started he was34, now he is 39!

When Kye was interviewed, he said as a group they all got quite close, but Nanfucker liked to be on his own and wasn't very friendly!

Nanfucker NEEDS to be alone, he spends a lot of the time looking up Saga holidays on the interwebs.

Tuttut- I'm glad we have good reason to hate on Nanfucker

Darius's knob It's not a proper Sue X Factor thread without it.
And a Lena Zavaroni reference too.

I am . Clive Dunn, who sang 'Grandad' has died. I posted a vid on facebook. No-one appreciates it's greatness.

They should be grateful the lass who sang 'there's no-one quite like Grandma' is o.k....

Oh my fucking God. That is the worst angle for a penis ever.

Sue I have never seen that before. Been hanging around here for years. I think some instinct of self-preservation and a fear of links has stopped me from ever laying eye s on that before.

Good lord, is he very tall, or is the girl standing in front of him a young teenager?

Awful either way, like the last turkey in the butcher's window.

Ooh what's the gossip on Nanfucker?
I miss everything and I can't stand him so need all the gossip so I can feel justified in my hatred.

I think he is tall and she is young. Or summat.
YY it's not Christmas till we've seen the nob and had a sleb sex story from Boffles.
Raah, find me (as Sue) on FB, I shall like your video. I liked Clive Dunn.

YY it's not Christmas till we've seen the nob

Another reason to hate Christams

Have ye all heard that Robbie 'Is this waistcoat to small? Nah!' Williams is at number one with that delightful ditty he sweated danced about to the other week? Class.

I know. Number fucking ONE.
I was pondering the other day if the song is about someone, which makes him a cunt, or just a general sneer that he wants us to speculate is it about someone. Which makes him a slightly cleverer cunt.

Bazza co-wrote it too. Rubbish song