X Factor - Number Ones Week!

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Spraggers 'not well enough to continue'
Dullisa 'gutted'
Rylan 'also gutted'

Me? Delighted actually, since you ask.

Will they do the right thing and bring back Jade? Or the Hot Older Boyband?

Why haven't we got Bonfire night songs anyway?
Katy perry -Firework, Kye on top of his Bonfire pyre lit this time

Nanfucker could do 'Song For Guy'

I suggest that every year. Always makes me laugh

If it's Number Ones week - will Baby Shits be doing Number Twos?

Kye in a martyr burning, he has just the eyes for it

Rocket Man, there's one. Feeling Hot Hot hot.

I can't remember the Ballad of Maiden! Is it safe to google?

realises that is a stupid question because everyone will say yes even if it's not!

Katie - we think so, though in their baby shit coloured trews, would be hard to tell

Tuttut- yes, it is safe. It's just Matt singing a song he wrote about his 'bromance' with Spikey Poo. (aiden- M-Aiden).

Honest. You can trust me

It was about his love for Spiky Poo.

Was supposed to be on a night out right now but The Child is unwell. So, here I am again, wine in hand, ready to wince at the horrible noise of Nanfucker. Big sigh

OMFG!

I did like Spikey Poo, I think he went out too early!

God I LOATHED Spiky Poo. The knobber.

Just as long tonight - they're not doing 2 songs yet are they?
Expect menny, menny recaps then.

I will poin out now tha my T key is no working

Shitsinger was funny last week. Wonder how sky high she will be this week?

I think the boy bands should merge- District J/Union 3. No bugger would notice.

Dermot O'Cringey gets worse each week. Squeaky twat. Hate 'im.

My space bar is still fucked, thanks to dd2, so every so often i forget, and all my words merge. I talk crap, so it shouldn't make a difference.

Who is the Banger?

Shitsinger doing the silly pony model walk

ooh, Shitty is getting jiggy.

I'm guessing Louis is the banger.

Evenin' all. Here we go again. How time flies.

James- I'd forgotten him and I quite liked him last week, in a 'best of a bad bunch' way.

I'd forgotten him too. The pinheaded weirdo.

I'm not fussed on James, I just want to give him a good wash!

Dullisa looking a bit pregnant. In that sleb way of still being way thinner than me.

SHitsinger baffled by her own maths calculation there.
It must have seemed so much easier when they wroe it down for her.