X Factor RESULTS! ApeFace Guesting and FINALLY a Monster Mash-Up?

[SuePurblybilt]

Come one, come all for the weekly venting of spleens.

I would love Robbie to give me a lap dance!

Getting salt and pepper

Oh well, I see Robbie is no immune to the middle aged spread that gets to the rest of us in the end.

And that song was shit. Robbie, learn your lesson you need to stick with Take That.

What a mess. Was it worth it, hmm?

Usually like Robster, but he looks like the Hulk tonight

To be fair when he was skinny he was on drugs

At least he has good taste re Ella

Yes, Sue, so worth it! He doesn't need to sing IMVHO. He only needs to breathe!

Hate the song but love how he performs.

i actually didn't die inside at Cardiac's song last night and I normally do, so a small improvement....

Thought Chowmein and James were excellent.

KFC = kids photos wtf?

Actually, I remember around the time of his first solo album/hangingout with the Gallagher's was the point when Robbie was at his chubbiest, iirc. And he was def on something then.

Tuttut, you need your bumps felt. He is what is wrong with Broken Britain.

It's not just the weight gain - He's lacking some of the stamina without the drugs....

may be true of many of us these days

You severed - it's so blatantly ripped off from a 'cutesy American kids' advert.

Chowmein irritates me badly, but Yy to James, thought he was phenomenal last night

James reminds me of Frank Sidebottom.

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I fucking hate Dermot's hair. Why doesn't his wife shave it while he sleeps

I want him to be my bit of rough Sue!

Bloody hell, how early do we start wearing poppies now? It's not even November.

What on earth is Rylan wearing?

Just heard District 3 as 'Testicular Dream'

I love dermot, can't help it

I think Jade is looking dodgy tonight.