X Factor First live show.......................

[LottieJenkins]

Hope you dont mind that i have started the new thread....................

If Louis does mention smeggy butter in a minute, we know he is definitely following the thread!

This is dire. I'm sure everyone we've seen so far was heaps better in their first audition than they've been tonight.

Im too old for this shit. Dis is for da yoofs

What was the song?

I do not think Tulisa is pretty at all. She looks like the back of a knee.

Oh, they were BAD

They were doing the claggy shake, weren't they?

WTF, urban, Dullisa? So the rest are all rural?

YY, Faith, i've not seen yellow Cats since 1996

Some people have to luhern, some people wait their tuhern?

I don't understand, does she have hiccups?

The yoot like them.

It's dire. I can't even get drunk ive only got 1 bottle of wine and I've got Keith Lemmon on Million Pound Drop Live to get through.

GWAN, Louis say it. DAPPY WITH A MINGE.

ivor muhahahahaha

This group was asked to audition for the X Factor, apparently. They already have a record label, whatever that means.

The new NDubz? But with a minge, Louis!

arf at she look like the back of a knee

Peanut, the next line goes "vote for Bertie Aherne"

Louis just nicked everyone else's comments there! Cheeky bugger....

she still reminds of this <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=thompson+twins+alannah&hl=en&sa=X&rls=com.microsoft:en-US:%7Breferrer:source%7D&rlz=1I7GGNI_en-GBGB488&biw=1366&bih=643&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=I8emmLHrnW2o2M:&imgrefurl=www.spokeo.com/Alannah%2BCurrie%2B1/Jan%2B01%2B1982%2BOther%2BPhotos&docid=dnMksbmvuBNSfM&imgurl=img.spokeo.com/public/900-600/alannah_currie_1982_01_01.jpg&w=400&h=600&ei=Io5wUN3PNImW0QX1kYCADQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=173&vpy=255&dur=102&hovh=275&hovw=183&tx=118&ty=150&sig=100746555085249078017&page=1&tbnh=137&tbnw=88&start=0&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:8,s:0,i:96" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Thomson twins

Where was the fucking minge?

You know what actually is in MK1? The centre of Milton Keynes. Roundabouts, a cinema complex and the concrete cow statues.

That's right urban, that. Fecking street.

Gosh, there we were putting Stronghold on the cats' necks, when the TV stopped. Once all three animals had realised exactly how much they hated us, I saw a message saying Pause Live TV. I didn't know we had live tv. I didn't know we could pause it either.

It's unpaused now.

I think that's the most excitement I've ever experienced during X Factor. Ever ever ever ever ever.

Oh god here we go.

Tulisa isn't pretty, no. She's just been in a movie or summat so the mens like her.

I'll watch him but keep forgetting to email him to tell him he needs that green stuff on his face from Boots.

Hahahahaha

DD just looked at me and said 'that was shit'

I ought to send her to bed but somehow I have to concur.