X Factor First live show.......................

[LottieJenkins]

Hope you dont mind that i have started the new thread....................

Ooooh Jermaine warble warble warble

cue - Gospel choir....

Are his nuts in a vice? Jooooiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeen us?

Oh no, it's too much, far, far too much. The beauty of that song is in its simplicity!

hang on, he was still singing too when he took his mic away right then!

Oh no- if they have un-done his top button this week- by the final he will be NAKED

It was a shower of shite!

As if its not bad enough to kill a queen song they then had to murder a John Lennon song surely there are better singers in the uk.

He started off alright - then wandered off into fucksville

Out of CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

Arf drac

He was approached to do X Factor after the producers saw his videos of him singing on YouTube.

Back with the Gospel Choir dressed as Milk Tray men.

dRaacula the word you are looking for is tedious.

I want him to do the Asda back pocket coin slap.

Why does he have a Lego man hairline?

Ahem - a smorgasbord of shite...

agree with Barry.

His speaking voice reminds me of Michael Jackson.

Thank you for keeping me posted, alma. Does that keep me on point?

They're all lost for words a lot, for people who are paid to have a fecking opinion about this shit. Nobody's paying me and I have LOADS to say.

How did he get his hairline so square?!

'in the moment'

fuck off

Not impressed with any of them!!!

The while thing was rubbish

He found his balls....and squeezed them right to hit the high notes!

Chow mein reminds me of the weird squeaky voice bloke from the police academy films

Found his balls!!!!! Wtf