X Factor First live show.......................

[LottieJenkins]

Hope you dont mind that i have started the new thread....................

[jessiegee]

Ooooh Jermaine warble warble warble

[radiohelen]

cue - Gospel choir....

[IAmLouisWalsh]

Are his nuts in a vice? Jooooiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeen us?

[HaveALittleFaith]

Oh no, it's too much, far, far too much. The beauty of that song is in its simplicity!

[CuriousMama]

hang on, he was still singing too when he took his mic away right then!

[dRaahhcula]

Oh no- if they have un-done his top button this week- by the final he will be NAKED

[shittingit]

It was a shower of shite!

[ScooseIsLoose]

As if its not bad enough to kill a queen song they then had to murder a John Lennon song surely there are better singers in the uk.

[radiohelen]

He started off alright - then wandered off into fucksville

Out of CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

[HaveALittleFaith]

Arf drac

[Tuttutitlookslikerain]

He was approached to do X Factor after the producers saw his videos of him singing on YouTube.

[EnjoyGOLDResponsibly]

Back with the Gospel Choir dressed as Milk Tray men.

dRaacula the word you are looking for is tedious.

I want him to do the Asda back pocket coin slap.

[AViewfromtheFridge]

Why does he have a Lego man hairline?

[IAmLouisWalsh]

Ahem - a smorgasbord of shite...

[dRaahhcula]

agree with Barry.

[almapudden]

His speaking voice reminds me of Michael Jackson.

[Jux]

Thank you for keeping me posted, alma. Does that keep me on point?

[LouisAndHisWangOMeter]

They're all lost for words a lot, for people who are paid to have a fecking opinion about this shit. Nobody's paying me and I have LOADS to say.

[MummysHappyPills]

How did he get his hairline so square?!

[dRaahhcula]

'in the moment'

fuck off

[FairhairedandFrustrated]

Not impressed with any of them!!!

[HaveALittleFaith]

The while thing was rubbish

He found his balls....and squeezed them right to hit the high notes!

[nancy75]

Chow mein reminds me of the weird squeaky voice bloke from the police academy films

[jessiegee]

Found his balls!!!!! Wtf