X Factor First live show.......................

[LottieJenkins]

Hope you dont mind that i have started the new thread....................

They should have kept the Louis Theroux-a-like

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh ok.

I wonder what he calls actual smeg?

'we are here for the music' only works if you are playing in a bar in Manchester. Not if you have entered Xf.

peanut, if Louis quotes that one....

It was MIL's butter!

Dappy with a minge

I am a little bit drunk.

lol at Dappy with a minge

Oh good- they turned off her mic. Good call.

Ooh - they're giving 100%! Putting everything into it..... I just want someone to come on and say they are tired and thinking of only giving 75% today.

Worse x factor ever

Are the bins meant to be.... street?

Oh. My. Ears.

God, I'd do Louis Theroux till his glasses steamed but I didn't like Mr33%. he was creepy.

Now, rhyming random words angrily = more rapping. I'm getting the hang of this.

These two are shit.

Ok. Not quite drunk enough.
Fuck this is bad.

Are they doing the grease dance?

Eeeek

Only 100%?

Rubbish. Simon Cowell would have demanded at least 110%

Ooo-er, her voice is a little off

You can tell the dancers are all street cos they're doing the Claggy Dance.

OMG, I JUST recognised the song in the last line

Thompson twin girl is bad, and not in a good way

It's a fecking mash-up!

Is her outfit rather..1990? And the kind of things you'd have seen on a boy?

Those jeans hanging round the knees - they piss me off. I am getting old.

AWFUL