X Factor First live show.......................

[LottieJenkins]

Hope you dont mind that i have started the new thread....................

H here comes fucking gazza, he better not start crying! Stop it, just fucking stop it!

it was excruciating for us, barry...

I would never, ever tire of slapping Tulisias face

Bloody Christopher now, looking like a tartan scotch egg. Angry...

This one needs to get a bloody grip.

Oh, and Louis is a twat.

COME ON CHRISTOPHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will Chris cry?

He is reading this isn't he? I can imagine him secretly MNetting!

There's no getting away from it. He's just so orange.

Is shakey guy the neediest contestant ever?

He really does need a big giant grip handed to him.

Pmsl Alma!

I swear that man is an oompa loompa on steroids!

Yes he will cry

His teef are like radioactive!

It was jeffing excruciating all round.

ROAR at the leg flick when he hugs Bazza. oo la la

Have all the men had eyelash extensions?

Oh go away!

Predictable song choice!

Quite like his voice though

Oh cruise ship/karaoke agogo.

I loathe this song for many, many reasons.

Karaoke me up!

Lottie how many times did you vote for him to get the wild card eh?!

Mariah Carey being one of those reasons?

KEY CHANGE

Aha, so that's what happened to Mariah Carey...