X Factor First live show.......................

[LottieJenkins]

Hope you dont mind that i have started the new thread....................

Hmmm, am I the only one just passing the time till Rylan comes on?

I think her hero was the made up old lady in the song, showtune. Or something.

Damn I've just outed myself...

my name is Louis Walsh and I have a boy band fetish :o

Or was the old laydee a hero?

Tutt - why does your butter have smeg in it?

She was not made up, sue. How very dare you.

Ooh I'm drumk!

It wasn't mine Ivor, it was MIL's!

i have butter in my smeg

actually it's a samsung

I have butter in my smeg :o

The old lady that went up a mountain in ecuador or somesuch.
Bit off really, it should ha' been On Ilkla Moor Baht 'at

Aah x post draaahcula :o

And I lied, I have a Samsung!

"I've been to Venezuela, Peru and Ilkley Moor"

I think it works.

This clarifies nothing! Your MILs butter or your MILs smeg?

I feel that this deserves an entirely new thread of its own! I need answers!

But smeggy butter sounds unsanitary!

See, we need Bof to ask Shiney if ITV1 minions are lurking again. And pinching our jokes.

I wish I were drunk.

Oh, ffs. it's Psycho's nan

It's his fucking nan. She's alive!

Sue - I've been wondering that ever since Shiney first said they were following us at ITV :o. Go one Dermie - give us a sign.

Oh I have such a crush on this girl from MK1, I want to beeeeeeeeeeeeeee her

Primark One! Huzzah.

Lizzen very carefully, they will sing this only once. And prolly be out tomorrow night.

Me too jux, me too. May have to console myself with the chocolate sundae in the fridge.

What is with these baseball caps with big visor bits?

Oh not again, these two annoy me!

She is dappy with a minge...

It actually had toast crumbs in, which DFIL called smeg for some reason. As you can imagine that made 2 teenage boys nearly die with laughter, and me BTW but that's beside the point!