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Ian Beale - WTAF?

108 replies

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey · 13/08/2012 20:23

I haven't watched Eastenders for months and months, i just flicked it on to see Ian Beale not looking his best.

What has been going on??

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Sparklingbrook · 13/08/2012 21:22

So Ben is Ian's brother?

peanutMD · 13/08/2012 21:23

Yes olympic, the gorgeous young Dennis is his dad :o

I should add that I am not a fanatic, I dip in and put of it every few Weeks lol

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey · 13/08/2012 21:24

It was the gorgeous Dennis, played by Nigel Harman who was stabbed on NYE a few years ago - probably the last time i watched this...i loved him!!

Sparkling yes we do.....but i am going to pretend we have never discussed OFAH!

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LineRunner · 13/08/2012 21:24

Kathy died, not Gillian Taylforth.

Ian's dad is Pete Beale (who died) and Ben's dad is Phil Mitchell.

LineRunner · 13/08/2012 21:25

Phil's brother is Grant whose wife Tiffany died. Pat ran her over. Pat died. Her husbands all died, too.

Sparklingbrook · 13/08/2012 21:25

Can't think of Gillian Taylforth without thinking of the blowjob incident.

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey · 13/08/2012 21:27

For years my best friend and i called oral sex Gillian!

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LineRunner · 13/08/2012 21:27

And Pat's stepson Barry died. Janine killed him. Janine inherited money when her nan died.

Sparklingbrook · 13/08/2012 21:27

Where's Barbara Windsor?

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey · 13/08/2012 21:27

Linerunner do you have a spreadsheet?

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Sparklingbrook · 13/08/2012 21:28

So basically everyone is dead or vile. Ok.

LineRunner · 13/08/2012 21:28

Peggy Mitchell didn't die. She wandered off.

Sparklingbrook · 13/08/2012 21:29

Who is Denny's dad? i thought Shazza couldn't have kids though?

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey · 13/08/2012 21:30

I think Peggy made the right choice and what is with the Denny, his name is Dennis!!!

She's annoying me already!

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PartialToACupOfMilo · 13/08/2012 21:30

Oh dear God, I think I'm more confused than when I asked the question!

NickNacks · 13/08/2012 21:30

Where have I seen Sharon's bridesmaid before?

peanutMD · 13/08/2012 21:31

Her character, Cathy died in an off screen car accident so the brat (Ben) appeared to live with his dad (Phil).

Yes Ben and Ian are half brothers.

Ben is a vindictive little shit and whilst being in the show has been abused by Phil's fiancee, came out, killed Heather, been in YO for hitting a boy over the head with a spanner, framed his dad for murder and has been determined to send Ian mental...

Lovely child :o

Oh and that photo frame Shirley just found is the one Ben killed Heather with...

LineRunner · 13/08/2012 21:31

I couldn't give a shit about Sharon. What a stupid story.

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey · 13/08/2012 21:31

This Life NickNacks did you watch it, she was in that.

Now that was good.

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Sparklingbrook · 13/08/2012 21:31

I have watched 2 episodes tonight, and know a bit more than I did but it's all a bit horrible really.

What's on now?

peanutMD · 13/08/2012 21:32

Pat didn't run Tiffany over, Frank did

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey · 13/08/2012 21:32

Mrs Brown's boys....time to clear the dining table!!

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HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey · 13/08/2012 21:33

Pat hit someone and went to prison.

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peanutMD · 13/08/2012 21:33

Mrs Browns boys then Burnistoun on BBC 2, here in Scotland anyway :I

peanutMD · 13/08/2012 21:34

Pats dead

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