Ian Beale - WTAF?

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I haven't watched Eastenders for months and months, i just flicked it on to see Ian Beale not looking his best.

What has been going on??

Ooh me too Hokey. Is Sharon going to appear at some point? Who are all these people?

Sharon....Sharon Watts, she's in it again??

And jesus how rough does Kat look?

Ian had a breakdown and disappeared for a while. He has been back a couple of days and hasn't felt well enough to take his hat off yet...

:o

Didn't Janine push Barry off a cliff or something? I wouldn't let Ian Beale lie on my settee.

Miss Piggy!! Told you!

You'd have to get the Dettol out after from the looks of him...oh god here she is.

I think it's best i stop flicking, load of old rubbish!

Oh that's all we need

Corrie is on ITV. I haven't seen this in years......

Where is Steve's twin brother?

Blimey is that Chesney? Isn't he about 6?

Ooooh Mo Farah is on The Cube on ITV2.

It's back on a 9pm.

Ian knows The Secret Of Ben Killing Heather.

I think.

On the JML channel they re selling a 'Whizz Mop'. It comes with a microfibre supermitt.

Ooh you get a bucket with a spinny thing.

Oh Sparkling i want to see Mo on The Cube

He only bloody beats it doesn't he (so my mother said)

What's a spinny thing?!

It's just a mop with a spinny thing (think salad spinner) to get the water out. It is just a mop. But we now have some sort of Belvia JML bra. No back fat.

I don't think we have the JML channel which is probably a good thing as the spinny thing sounds great

I am always taking in parcels for my neighbour from QVC, i would love to know what's in them!

Has she laid claim to The Vic yet?

So how did Ben kill heather?

No idea.

Why don't Ian's kids like him?

Who are all these people? Ooh Ian's having a makeover.

So many questions, but none as important as why am i watching this rubbish?!

Jesse Birdsall off Eldorado plays her jilted fiance.